02-09-2006, 10:56 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,875 | Heh, that Commando quote needs a little help.
Arnie carries Sulley to the edge of a cliff. "I;m warning you Sulley, this is my weak arm..." holds Sulley out over cliff by the foot with his left arm.
"Hey Sulley, remember when I said I would kill you last?"
"That's right Matrix, you promised!"
"I lied." let's go.
"YOU LIIIEEEEEEEEeeeeee -- crunch!"
Arnie goes back to car.
Passanger chick asks, "What happened to Sulley?"
Arnie, "I let him go."
He uses a key taken from Sulley to go to a hotel, where he has an altercation with Mac (well, known as Mac in Predator anyway, here his is a bad guy). Anyway, the dialog:
Mac, "Scared mother****er? `Cause this Green Beret is gunna kick your ass!"
Arnie, "I eat Green Berets for breakfast, and right now I am very hungry!"
Suffice it to say, the Green Beret doesn't make it.
Another one!
Arnie finishes beating Bennett in both a knife and fist fight with one arm! Bennett, grabs a Mac-10 and proclaims,"John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes, I'm going to shoot you between the balls!"
Arnie rips a 5 foot pipe off the wall, and launches it in Bennett, penetrating the chest cavity, and the brioler behind Bennett, which turns him into a geyser of hot air.
Arnie responds, "Let off some steam, Bennett." |
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