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The origins of Shane

Shaneicus liverpoolfanicus is a type of rodent/human hybrid that was born in the Galway mountains. He is best described as an evolutinary cul de sac. Born without charm, looks, style or the basic intelligence needed to open doors he was shunned by his massively inbred family and confined in a small cupboard till the age of 9.

Due to the large amount of beatings he got in his chldhood he developed an obsession with soccer reasoning that a football was the only thing on the planet that got kicked about more than him. After been chased out of his home town by a mob of farmers wielding pitchforks and flaming torches he set out for England to start his career.

The life of this odd pathetic soul might have ended there but unfortunatly he was rescued half way through his attempt to swim to England by a perverted fisherman called old greasy Bobba. Shane spent the next several years as Bobba's personal gimp surviving by eating fish that he captured and subjected to his sick fantasies on his special evenings.

Eventually Shane escaped when the dolphin he was attempting to violate washed up on Dublin coastline. There he finally found happiness sorrounded by the wasters and scum of the earth that are the Dubs. These days he can be found lurking around the ShoutBox trying to entice people to join him in his special evenings and crying about his lost love fungi the dolphin.