[Kona Palangi]

Preach: "I'm just tryin' to do to white girls what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years."
Crazy Legs "Yeah, what's that?"
Preach: "**** 'em."

Bernie Mac - You ain't so tough now, little n***a. I hate your black bastards, you *stink*! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.

Preacher: And that's what God expects from His sheep, here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of the Road to Jericho Missionary Baptist Church of Zion! And I said Mount Cavalry! Huh! Y'all gonna help me!

Job Interviewer - Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill ****."

Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met?
Kids: Are you my daddy?

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood