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Originally Posted by xxCHANCEx52xx

1. "I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me. That’s just something that I enjoy."boogie nights

2. "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."anchor man

3. "Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection." anchor man

4. "Smells like Bigfoot's dick!"anchor man

5. "Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy." anchor man




anchor man's prob the best movie ever made

Anchor Man is the best!

"I'M TRYING THIS NEW FAD CALLED JOGGING, OR PERHAPS 'YOGGING' WITH A SOFT J... APPERANTLY YOU JUST RUN." -Anchorman

"Agree to disagree" -Anchor Man