But don't worry, Ken Kutaragi said himself you get backwards compatibility with PS1 and PS2 games. Why bother getting PS3 games when you can play those? I mean that's after all the #1 regarded feature of the PS3, right? Backwards compatibility with old and older generation games.
If I do a census on PS fans, I bet you the majority will tell me the best feature is backwards compatibility. So that's what Sony fans must be into, I figure! Why buy a PS2 or a PS1 when you can pay hundreds of dollars more for a next-generation console and play old and really old games!
I know this sounds too good to be true, but Sony takes care of the whole world.
Ken Kutaragi (President of Sony by the way, god bless him) said it himself the PS3 is 1000 times more powerful than PS2!

That means you could totally buy 1000 PS2's before you get the power of your PS3, isn't that a LOT! Wow! He even showed us some cool demos at E3 of Killzone 2 and like other stuff. I know it looked so real and some might say LOL that totally is like CGI! But he was even holding a PS controller and pushing buttons so I totally know it was real! I can't wait for his Playstation online that will be a million times better than Xbox Live and destroy it (because he said so!

). Woohoo!
I can't wait for Blu-Ray either, even though game developers are saying we rarely ever need any more space than a DVD for a few years, LOL! It's so much more worth paying lots of extra money for. I know they're all saying Blu-Ray is new, and full of bugs, and one mistake could lock up your entire system until you send it back to the manufacture too, but they're telling us it's so cool and they even called it Blu-Ray LOL they took the "e" off so they could copyright it. It sounds so cool like the name of someone Elton John would go out with. I'd totally go for that!

By the way, you can throw away your old gaming systems you use 4 player games with, now we get seven player split screens!!! Isn't that totally cool and/or awesome! Now we can have a REAL tournament at home.
But I gotta go guys, I just got my PS3 in my jumbo box of Cheerios this morning and I'm gonna go play it! SEE YA LATER CROCODILE (LOL I got that joke from my Sony joke book! LOL). Bye, bye!
This has been a special edition of...
Where is Waldo: BS Edition
Summary Sheet - Give yourself allotted points for each of the following you can spot:
LOL = 1 point
Sarcasm = 2 points
Lies = 3 points
Satire = 4 points
Total points acquirable =
1000. How many can you get?