[Blasterpez]

uh uh uh, sucka foos. i be frum da e-streets. someone mentioned epenis, where can i buy one? how much slang does it cost?

it's not slang, it's ebonics. and that is how you type it. and if you don't like it, it means you're a hate monger bigot. don't be a hate monger bigot; appreciate other peoples creative spelling talents. don't force your ideas of what spelling is right and what spelling is wrong on other people. Spelling ethics is situational. maybe some people can't buy a complete keyboard. Maybe some people went to school where their school districts couldn't afford modern computers that told them how the vietnam war ended.