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Kona Palangi · 27-03-2008, 04:42 PM

I got this one via Email a few weeks ago.

15 Priests perished and were greeted at the gates of Heaven by Peter. Each priest was ecstatic that all of their faith, compassion and hard work were greatly rewarded. Upon inspection at the Gates Peter said,

“You have all served a worthy cause and although many sins have been committed, thou have been forgiven by the everlasting Grace. You have sworn to uphold thy celibacy. However, one last test is necessary before you proceed through the gate; a final testament of your faith is required. Please, take off thy robes and tie this string to your member. You will find a small bell attached to the string. I will then release temptation from its eternal bondage which will engage you. If successful, you may enter thy kingdom with blessings.”

Once each priest had done as Peter asked, a breathtakingly beautiful blonde appeared; blessed in the chest and butt naked to boot. Peter then said,

“If I am to hear a single bell ring you will denied entrance. Silence will gain you infinite life.”

The blonde proceeded to seduce each Priest. One by one, each passed without so much as a flinch yet both the group and Peter noticed the last Priest in line sweating profusely. He was concentrating but his facial expressions indicated he was not winning his internal struggle. As the blonde finally made her way to the last Priest his excitement exploded and the bell began to ring. So quickly did it move that it was torn from his member and on to the ground directly in front of the Priests. Disappointed, Peter said,

“You have failed the final test. Your faith was not as strong as you believed it to be. Retrieve your bell and be gone from my sight. As for the others, I commend you for your faith was strong. You may now enter once the unworthy one is cast away.”

Emotionally distraught with tears rolling down his cheeks the Priest moved forward, still in the nude and bent to over, ass facing his fellow Priests to retrieve his bell. Just then, a deafening noise broke the silence as the remaining 14 bells began to ring.

27-03-2008, 04:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
Kona Palangi Staff Writer Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,352	I got this one via Email a few weeks ago. 15 Priests perished and were greeted at the gates of Heaven by Peter. Each priest was ecstatic that all of their faith, compassion and hard work were greatly rewarded. Upon inspection at the Gates Peter said, “You have all served a worthy cause and although many sins have been committed, thou have been forgiven by the everlasting Grace. You have sworn to uphold thy celibacy. However, one last test is necessary before you proceed through the gate; a final testament of your faith is required. Please, take off thy robes and tie this string to your member. You will find a small bell attached to the string. I will then release temptation from its eternal bondage which will engage you. If successful, you may enter thy kingdom with blessings.” Once each priest had done as Peter asked, a breathtakingly beautiful blonde appeared; blessed in the chest and butt naked to boot. Peter then said, “If I am to hear a single bell ring you will denied entrance. Silence will gain you infinite life.” The blonde proceeded to seduce each Priest. One by one, each passed without so much as a flinch yet both the group and Peter noticed the last Priest in line sweating profusely. He was concentrating but his facial expressions indicated he was not winning his internal struggle. As the blonde finally made her way to the last Priest his excitement exploded and the bell began to ring. So quickly did it move that it was torn from his member and on to the ground directly in front of the Priests. Disappointed, Peter said, “You have failed the final test. Your faith was not as strong as you believed it to be. Retrieve your bell and be gone from my sight. As for the others, I commend you for your faith was strong. You may now enter once the unworthy one is cast away.” Emotionally distraught with tears rolling down his cheeks the Priest moved forward, still in the nude and bent to over, ass facing his fellow Priests to retrieve his bell. Just then, a deafening noise broke the silence as the remaining 14 bells began to ring.