[Kona Palangi]

One night a married couple came home from a romantic candle light dinner. The mood was celebratory as they toasted the evening for their 20th wedding anniversary. Unbeknownst to his significant other, the man had been impotent since they had dated but he never told the love of his life fearing she would not marry him otherwise. He was ingenious and found other methods for pleasing her. As the lay in bed passionately kissing the fun then began. In the heat of the moment his Wife ripped off the bed sheets and turned on the light. To her surprise she looked at her husband who had a shameful and embarrassed look on his face. Furthermore, she saw what appeared to be a strap on around his waist. Enraged she said, “How dare you! After 20 years of marriage you pull a stunt like this? I cannot believe you had the audacity to do such a thing! You better explain yourself right now!” To that the husband replied, “I’ll explain the strap on if you explain the kids.”