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Another mental patient joke.


An elderly gentlemen named Frank was admitted to hospital one day suffering from acute adominal pains. After a brief examination, the doctor smiled at Frank and said 'good news, I think it's just a bad case of gas. Take this laxative and you should be fine within the hour.'

Frank swallowed the pill, left the toilet door open and lied back on the bed waiting for the laxative to kick in. After about 10 minutes, he began to drift off to sleep. He awoke sometime later only to discover that he had soiled himself in the bed much to his own disgust. Panicked that the doctor might find out, he leaped out of bed, tore the sheet off the mattress and through it out an open window.

Just then, Benny the mental patient was out for a nice summer's day walk on his day pass when something large, white and heavy fell on top of him from above. After much screaming, punching, kicking and yelling - Benny finally emerged from underneath the sheet covered from head to toe in brown sludge. An orderly who had heard the commotion ran up to Benny and shouted 'Benny, what the hell happened to you???'

Looking down at the sheet and then back the orderly, Benny smiled with pride and said 'Not quite sure, but I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost!'