[Mik]

I was on the bus to school.
About midway through, kid falls down. We laugh, we find out he got knocked out by some other kid, we laugh harder. Everybody got kicked off the bus, had to walk to school. Missed 1st and 2nd period (Jamba Juice was calling).

Another time, kid brings a lighter, and he's trying to tweak it and make the flame bigger. Screws up, pulls out matches instead, and lights 'em on fire. Lit a seat on fire. Bus driver stopped the bus, put it out, kid expelled.

Fun stuff.