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Old 24-04-2008, 08:09 PM   #38 (permalink)
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A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Trailer Estates,
a Florida mobile home park. A man walked over and sits down
on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman
asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'


He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'


'So, where were you all these years?'


'In prison,' he says.


'Why did they put you in prison?'


He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'


Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...'
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