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Old 07-05-2008, 10:03 AM   #28 (permalink)
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The Post Office finally AFTER 3 DAYS has responded to me, sort of....

"Hello

Thank you for contacting UPS Mail Innovations customer service.

Your package entered the United States Postal Service mail stream on 5/1/2008 in PORTLAND , OR. Your package is still within the transit time parameters for USPS delivery. However, if your package has not arrived by 5/13/2008, it may have been returned. Please contact the company you placed your order with to discuss the status of your order."

With terms like "Enter the Mail Stream" and "Transit Time Parameters" Are they pretending that they smuggle cyborgs through wormholes? So the Post Office allows 12 days for a package to travel 6 miles?
I'm serious as hell when I say that if my lackage is not here by the 13th I'll be calling the Local news and having a nice interview with a reporter about how a mailman stole my GTA IV and then I was Stonewalled by all parties involved. I think that showing the e-mails from BestBuy that mock me will be particulaly interesting.
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