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BRUTAL1TY · 03-08-2006, 10:01 AM

Member #3: KH0RNE

Who is KH0RNE? Where did he come from? and what poor mother gave birth to him?

[KH0RNE: Top Left] How could you forget that face once you see it? This is KH0RNE in one his many famous poses.

His story:
Well as a young white boy in the streets of Compton, KH0RNE was somewhat of a complex character. His mother and father spent most of their time "making angels" or what he later learned, screwing. He spent the earlier parts of his childhood, confused and high. He was pissed that the local Black Panther party wouldn't accept him into it as a member. To this day he has no idea why.
He was a troubled kid who couldn't defend himself very much. When gang members or others tried to hurt him (aka bust a cap in his ass) his way of fighting back was exclaming, "I'll own you in Saints Row" or "You really need to buy Chromehounds you dullard!!" Most of the time this worked, as his enemies looked puzzled, laughed, walked away and naturally just thought less of this poor chubby white boy. Now, his principle things to do for fun were usually just playing with his "dingy", giggling, making turkey sandwhiches, and telling the world that Chromehounds was our last chance for salvation.

When time came for his family to move. He was ecstatic. His family was moving to New York. Because his parents where poor and NY is expensive, KH0RNE's education was somewhat vacant and funny. He was immediately enrolled in Harlem's School for Blind Children, in order to save money since he got a discount for having eyes that work. His teachers said he was a trouble maker cause all he did was giggle and mumble in class about Chromehounds. When a teacher would ask him a question he would just respond ".... luhlll..urgghlll... CHROME....lahhhh... HOUNDS... CHROMEHOUNDS!! CHROMEHOUNDS!! CHROMEHOUNDS!!" Naturally Scotracer, his closest classmate who had a discount also, told him to quote "shut the hell up or I'll run you over with my dirt bike, you dirty bastard". This didn't vex KH0RNE as he knew one day ScotRacer would appreaciate Chromehounds and get it. KH0RNE's grades and intelligence began to plummet when he spent most of his time picking fights at the playground and telling the world about Chromehounds.

Now recap to about 3 weeks ago, and where is KH0RNE? Well reports were sketchy at best, but he was spotted passed out in a brothel near Houston Texas. Apparentely the woman he was with the night before, Rita Rumper, said, "He didn't even want to do anything. He was paying 400 dollars for a night with me, but all he wanted to do was talk about how I should give up my life of solicited sex and buy Chromehounds. It was really... weird" Weird indeed folks, weird indeed. Now KH0RNE has found his real duty in life. Annoying others on the PlanetXbox360 forum by shouting that everyone including his friend Scotracer should buy Chromehounds. What a pathetic life.

03-08-2006, 10:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
BRUTAL1TY drinks your milkshake GamerCard: BRUTAL1TY101 BRUTAL1TY101 Read my Xbox 360 Blog Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,982	Member #3: KH0RNE Who is KH0RNE? Where did he come from? and what poor mother gave birth to him? [KH0RNE: Top Left] How could you forget that face once you see it? This is KH0RNE in one his many famous poses. His story: Well as a young white boy in the streets of Compton, KH0RNE was somewhat of a complex character. His mother and father spent most of their time "making angels" or what he later learned, screwing. He spent the earlier parts of his childhood, confused and high. He was pissed that the local Black Panther party wouldn't accept him into it as a member. To this day he has no idea why. He was a troubled kid who couldn't defend himself very much. When gang members or others tried to hurt him (aka bust a cap in his ass) his way of fighting back was exclaming, "I'll own you in Saints Row" or "You really need to buy Chromehounds you dullard!!" Most of the time this worked, as his enemies looked puzzled, laughed, walked away and naturally just thought less of this poor chubby white boy. Now, his principle things to do for fun were usually just playing with his "dingy", giggling, making turkey sandwhiches, and telling the world that Chromehounds was our last chance for salvation. When time came for his family to move. He was ecstatic. His family was moving to New York. Because his parents where poor and NY is expensive, KH0RNE's education was somewhat vacant and funny. He was immediately enrolled in Harlem's School for Blind Children, in order to save money since he got a discount for having eyes that work. His teachers said he was a trouble maker cause all he did was giggle and mumble in class about Chromehounds. When a teacher would ask him a question he would just respond ".... luhlll..urgghlll... CHROME....lahhhh... HOUNDS... CHROMEHOUNDS!! CHROMEHOUNDS!! CHROMEHOUNDS!!" Naturally Scotracer, his closest classmate who had a discount also, told him to quote "shut the hell up or I'll run you over with my dirt bike, you dirty bastard". This didn't vex KH0RNE as he knew one day ScotRacer would appreaciate Chromehounds and get it. KH0RNE's grades and intelligence began to plummet when he spent most of his time picking fights at the playground and telling the world about Chromehounds. Now recap to about 3 weeks ago, and where is KH0RNE? Well reports were sketchy at best, but he was spotted passed out in a brothel near Houston Texas. Apparentely the woman he was with the night before, Rita Rumper, said, "He didn't even want to do anything. He was paying 400 dollars for a night with me, but all he wanted to do was talk about how I should give up my life of solicited sex and buy Chromehounds. It was really... weird" Weird indeed folks, weird indeed. Now KH0RNE has found his real duty in life. Annoying others on the PlanetXbox360 forum by shouting that everyone including his friend Scotracer should buy Chromehounds. What a pathetic life. __________________ BEST. THREAD. EVER. [Today 04:15 PM] Pepper Jack: you daze me jake Last edited by BRUTAL1TY : 09-07-2008 at 01:00 PM.