[KH0RNE]

The origin of BURTA1LTY pt.1


The story of BURTAL1TY’S origins is a sad story indeed. Abandoned at birth under a dim street light he was picked up by carnies…that promptly dropped him off 3 blocks down the road. It seemed as if no one wanted poor BURTAL1TY but just when it seem like there was no hope some raccoons who had come into town to raid dumpsters found him and despite his stench, took him in and loved him as one of there own. BURTAL1TY then learned the ways of his adopted family. He was taught many secrets of the raccoons such as were the best dumpsters were and how to cross the road, a skill he never truly mastered (he still gets run over quite often), and how to avoid traps.14 years had passed and for a while it was good. BURTAL1TY spent his days rummaging thru dumpsters and playing with his brothers and sisters. As he grew older he even fell in love with a pretty young raccoon named *squeak*. Yes life was good for BURTAL1TY and soon he and *squeak* were married and expecting there first litter.

Yet it seemed that life was about to throw BURTAL1TY a curveball. On day BURTAL1TY and the rest of his family went out to the local dumpster to find food. On that day it was decided that BURTAL1TY would be the lookout while the rest of his family climbed in to the dumpster. Just then BURTAL1TY saw something that would change his life forever. On the ground just next to the dumpster a small piece of tinfoil caught his eye it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen! He was mesmerized by how shinny it was, so mesmerized in fact that he didn’t notice the dump truck pull up behind the dumpster his family was in until it was too late. There was nothing he could do but listen in horror to the squeaks of pain as his whole family was crushed to death.