I like my women like I like my...

[Don_Rico]

Yeah, I'm bored, so I write this thread. Hopefully it will bring some lulz.

It goes like this, you write "I like my women like I like my..." and you add how you like your women!

I'll go first:

I like my women like I like my $2 Austrian hookers - Loose and Dry like the Mohave.

[Grindstone]

Why do you have melons all over your díck? Ever see the movie American Pie? I fear there is a terrible similarity here...

I like my women like I like my salsa; hot and spicy, but with a good flavor.

[hollywood21639]

I like my women like I like my coffee...................ground up & in the freezer.

[Kona Palangi]

I like women like I like my wife - Watch the baby while I play games.

[friedkarma]

I like my women like I like my Cleveland Browns - plenty of holes to take advantage of.

[hollywood21639]

I like my women like I like my scotch..................16 years old & mixed with coke.

[IIJoshIII]

I like my women like I like my Muffins....plump and full of a variation of suprises.

[Don_Rico]

I like my women like I like my melons - in my pants.

Is it SFW enough now Mao?

[Kona Palangi]

If you were 16 yes but unfortunately you are not so that's a negative.

[Don_Rico]

The age of consent is 15 in Sweden...

[Glock 19]

Guys please keep it clean or thread will have to go bye bye. Remember young kids on this site.

[7thdeadlysin]

I like my women like I like my spare tires - in the trunk

I like my women like I like my ravines - deep and wide

I like my women like I like my army corps - ready and willing

[BRUTAL1TY]

I like my women like I like BioShock - beautiful and wet

[IIJoshIII]

So they get even more dirty? LOL.

[Pepper Jack]

i like my women how i like my prisoners...dangerous, yet under control

[oli]

I like my women like Arsenal FC....amazing and are good at team-work if you know what i mean ;) lol

I like my women like Ice Cream so easy to lick..

[hollywood21639]

I like my women like I like my dishrags..................a little dirty, kinda smelly, full of holes, and always doing the dishes.

[shane32Eire]

I like my women like my coffee..... Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes behind a donkey.

[Don_Rico]

I like my women like I like my books - in a bookshelf.

[Pepper Jack]

i like my women like i like my heroes...in a half shell with turtle power

[Kona Palangi]

i like my women like i like my heroes...in a half shell with turtle power

You have bad taste in women you freak.

[hollywood21639]

I like women like I like my guitar picks ...................laying all over the house and sometimes in my mouth.

[BlueZombi]

I like my women like i like my 360...always turned on and overheating.

[Thare187]

I like my women like I like my steak.....Bloody.

[Pepper Jack]

i like my women like i like my video games...always ready to be played with

[sharp]

I like my women like I like my fridge - always in the kitchen.

I like my women like I like my turkey - plump and full of my special juices.

Please ban me. I definitely had a lul at this thread don.

[tobli]

I like my women like i like my rpg's - Out of this world

[Kona Palangi]

I like my women like I like my steak.....Bloody.

You are one sick **** my friend.

[Thare187]

Thank you

[shane32Eire]

I like my women like my .....water slide wet, wild and easy

[Kona Palangi]

Thank you

You know what, I like you. You are a keeper bro so I'm gonna throw you on my buddy list whether you like it or not!

[Don_Rico]

I like my women like I like my windows - transparent.

[Pepper Jack]

i like my women like i like my forums...full of dicks

[xxCHANCEx52xx]

wow u like dicks



i like my women like i like my slip and slide... yellow,wet,and fun

[7thdeadlysin]

I like my women like I like my xxCHANCEx52xx...beaten to near death with a baseball bat.

[IIJoshIII]

Is there a Psychiatrist in the house?

[7thdeadlysin]

No, only my baseball bat...MWA HA HA HA HA

[Mogwai]

I like my women like i like my coffee, strong black and proud

[Pepper Jack]

i like my women like i like my penis...down there

[oli]

Alex please STFU dude..

[Pepper Jack]

Alex please STFU dude..


don't be mad at me because you like your women like you like your japan...on the other side of the world

*cough* homo *cough*

[friedkarma]

don't be mad at me because you like your women like you like your japan...on the other side of the world

*cough* homo *cough*

OMG too ****ing funny.

[BRUTAL1TY]

lol I second that and Ed isn't the magic number 7 now? What a win tonight!

[IORI]

I like my women like I like my shotguns

[Don_Rico]

Feel free to elaborate that one...

I like my women like I like my Halo 3. GODDAMN ****ING AWESOME!

[Kearney]

I like my women like I like my books - in a bookshelf.

i am rofl.

[shane32Eire]

Feel free to elaborate that one...

I like my women like I like my Halo 3.

Short, average and leave a nasty taste in your mouth at the end?

[Don_Rico]

Well yeah.

[7thdeadlysin]

I like my women like I like my "I like my women like I like my..." threads. Dead for long periods of time only to be brought back later.

[bevo1981]

i like my women like i like my Kinko's. cheap, quick, and open to the public.

[Spartan1127]

I like my women like I like my pizza.

Greasy.

[Pepper Jack]

I like my women like I like my pizza.

Greasy.

lamezzzzzz

i like my women like i like my msn convos, short, sweet and with an undertone of filthyness

[axeman2008]

I like my women like i like my 24hr stores always open for business. ;)

[A Laggy Camper]

I like my women like I like my putter. Comes up to my waist and tender when hitting my balls...HEHE!!

[Pepper Jack]

i like my women like i like my steak...tender, tasty and silent

[Blasterpez]

like my burger....yummy and warm. medium well done, with some pink in the middle.

mmmm, burgers.

[remixFA]

i like my women like i like my condoms. you slide em on, blow your load on their face, n throw them away.

[Pepper Jack]

i like my women like i like my TV...easy to turn on and includes a mute feature

[Blasterpez]

i like my women like i like my TV...easy to turn on and includes a mute feature

and you can throw your controllers at them?

[Pepper Jack]

and you can throw your controllers at them?

throw my goon hand at em if they don't learn to stfu

[hedaikes]

throw my goon hand at em if they don't learn to stfu

Don't do that sh*t.. It's a sure fire way to go see tossed salad man. No one wants to see tossed salad man.

[remixFA]

Don't do that sh*t.. It's a sure fire way to go see tossed salad man. No one wants to see tossed salad man.

says you, now im hungry.