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ProjectDarkfire
28-12-2005, 04:55 PM
THE DAY THE PX360 BOARDS STOOD STILL (An ASCII Story)
Or, the day Matt came down from the announcement boards and PWNed all of our asses.
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(^^.^)><(^.^^) (>^(>^.^)> (^O.O)^ 5<(\_/<)
Posters: *Break rules*
Attention Whore: Look at me! Pics! Nude pics! I'm a woman!

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..000 . . <(O.O<) <(O.O<) <( O(>O.O)> ^(O.O^) 5<(O.O<)
Cloud of Puff: *WHOP*


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Posters: AHHHHHHH!
Attention Whore: WOMG! It's Matt!

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Poster: Matt...can I touch you?
Matt: YOOU MAY NOT.

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Poster: *Touch*
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Posters: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Poster: Did you just eat him?
Matt: YES.
Poster: ...how?
Matt: MY POWERS ARE INFINITE.
Poster: Well...do something else.



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Matt: *Bans*


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Illegal: What does this do?
Matt: No, stop!

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.......<(O.O)>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #<(O.O<)
(>'.')><(O.O)>. . . . . . . . . <(B.&<) <( O(>O.O)> ^(O.O^) 5<(O.O<)
Captain Obvious: Woah! He's really just four midgets!
Illegal: Dude!
Top Midget: I'll give you all cookies if you don't tell.

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.......<(O.O)>. . . . . . . . . <(B.&<). . . . . . . . . . . . @<( ^(>^.^)>@ (>^.^)>@ (>^.^)>@ . . (>^.^)>@
Posters: Yay! Cookies! *Leave*


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.......<(O.O)>. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
.......<(O.O)>. . . . . . . . . <(B.&<)
Banned User: Guhhhhhhh...


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.......<(O.O)>. . . . . . . . . <(B.&<) <(O.o<)
Grindstone: There's four naked midgets stacked up, and somebody's stoned out of his mind. Did I miss something fun?

And so, thanks to Illegal's short attention span, everybody got cookies, and Grindstone still doesn't know what's going on.



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Original story by Phoenix Payne of the GameFAQs Message Boards. No users were banned in the making of this story. Grindstone did not give permission for use of his name, therefore this does not display his thoughts/opinions.
Don_Rico
28-12-2005, 05:02 PM
Ok, perfectly sane......
Grindstone
28-12-2005, 05:05 PM
Sane?!? Are you crazy, that mo-fo is derranged.
ProjectDarkfire
28-12-2005, 05:06 PM
Sane?!? Are you crazy, that mo-fo is derranged.

*gasps*
electricjoe13
28-12-2005, 05:17 PM
I think I missed the punch line
ChuckSteak0331
28-12-2005, 07:44 PM
Wait. . . What?
Disturbed360
28-12-2005, 07:48 PM
Dude that should win an award!!
Jay2984
28-12-2005, 09:05 PM
Uh I think Im retarded now after reading that. What was that all about?
aasp
28-12-2005, 10:38 PM
can someone summarize that for me?
TurkeyRap
28-12-2005, 10:49 PM
umm......i just scrolled down. didnt even try to read it.
Was that suppose to be funny?!?!
Jeet
28-12-2005, 11:50 PM
ROTFL
man that was fresh
Disturbed360
29-12-2005, 12:29 AM
With out the pictures:

Posters: *Break rules*
Attention Whore: Look at me! Pics! Nude pics! I'm a woman!
Posters: AHHHHHHH!
Attention Whore: WOMG! It's Matt
Poster: Matt...can I touch you?
Matt: YOOU MAY NOT.
Poster: *Touch*
Posters: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Poster: Did you just eat him?
Matt: YES.
Poster: ...how?
Matt: MY POWERS ARE INFINITE.
Poster: Well...do something else.
Matt: *Bans*

Illegal: What does this do?
Matt: No, stop!

Captain Obvious: Woah! He's really just four midgets!
Illegal: Dude!
Top Midget: I'll give you all cookies if you don't tell.

Posters: Yay! Cookies! *Leave*

Banned User: Guhhhhhhh...

Grindstone: There's four naked midgets stacked up, and somebody's stoned out of his mind. Did I miss something fun?

And so, thanks to Illegal's short attention span, everybody got cookies, and Grindstone still doesn't know what's going on.