Clerks II

[Enola Bomber]

While everyone else is seeing superman returns or pirates of the caribbean, the movie Ive been waiting instead for has been clerks II, and let me say to any Clerk/smith fans that after seeing it last night, you wont be disappointed. Clerks II is pretty much the funniest movie out, and maybe ever. Trust me, from its hilarious start to heartful conclusion, this is the clerks movie you prayed they would make. Did anyone else get to see it? If you havent, I wont spoil any of the jokes but let me tell you a little about it. Clerks II is about Dante and Randel trying to find direction in their lives after the quick stop burns down. Yes, i said it, no more quick stop. Instead, this movie takes place at our beloved Moobies, the very same from Jay and silent Bob strike back. Dante is getting married and moving to florida, and randel is going to stay in NJ and be randel. Rosario dawson is new to the series and adds a nice flavor. The funniest new character however is the coworker (cant remember his name!), who loves transformers and all things god. Oh yeah, and dont insult Lord of the Rings around him... All your favorite charcters return for some funny but breif cameos, but its nice to see them all again. Jay and Silent Bob are at their usual place outside, but its now Moobys instead of the quickstop. They have some very funny parts throughout the movie, and definately werent forgotten about. I dont want to spoil the plot, or too many things because this movie just needs to be seen and enjoyed by yourselves. A word of caution, dont bring anyone who is easily offended. They take shots at the crippled, black, jewish, anyone. But i'll tell you one thing, you'll never look at a donkey and a man in leather the same again....

[ChuckSteak0331]

I can not wait to see this movie. I have been a Kevin Smith fan for several years now. I have to wait to see it until monday night because this weekend me and the wife are going away for our one year anniversary.

[Enola Bomber]

I can not wait to see this movie. I have been a Kevin Smith fan for several years now. I have to wait to see it until monday night because this weekend me and the wife are going away for our one year anniversary.

I took my wife to see it, but she didnt really like it. She's never seen the first one and maybe thats the reason. Truthfully I think she did but dint want to admitt it, because whenever there was something funny you could see she was trying not to laugh... It was too funny to not like.

[InFeXIoUs]

I saw the movie opening day. I have to say i laughed my ass off the entire movie and love all of kevin smiths work.

[TurkeyRap]

never heard of it?

[NVR 20]

never heard of it?
Apple - Trailers - Clerks 2 - Trailer 2 (http://www.apple.com/trailers/weinstein/clerks2/trailer2/)
are u sure? take a look at that.

[BRUTAL1TY]

I loved Clerks II. I never saw the first one but this one killed me.



**SPOILER**

I nearly died when Dante's fiance brought the cake and found Dante kissing Becky and that Becky is pregnant. Dante's fiance then gives the cake to Jay and kicks Dante in the nuts or something. Then Jay says "Quick hit that two timin f*** with this" She then smashed the cake in Dante's face. OMG That killed me. Jay is such a douche lol.

ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL

[Enola Bomber]

I loved Clerks II. I never saw the first one but this one killed me.



**SPOILER**

I nearly died when Dante's fiance brought the cake and found Dante kissing Becky and that Becky is pregnant. Dante's fiance then gives the cake to Jay and kicks Dante in the nuts or something. Then Jay says "Quick hit that two timin f*** with this" She then smashed the cake in Dante's face. OMG That killed me. Jay is such a douche lol.

ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL

What about Jay's song with the chapstick/hidden utensil bit... too fun man!

[m3_gerbs]

i loved both of your parts stated above but i love when jay got hit by the door twice and when randal and dante were fighting jay says lets have a cage match

[BRUTAL1TY]

Oh yeah the "Silence of the Lambs" thing was hilarious... Also remember the side of the fast food place had sprayed on it EAT PUSSY and Jay looks at Dante's fiance as she walks up and sees the phrase. Jay says "Oh we totally do"

HAHAHA