The Origins of "THE MEMBERS"

[BRUTAL1TY]

Now that we have a thread dedicated to GEE and the others mods from The Mod Squad, Enola and BRUTAL1TY now bring to you --- THE ORIGINS OF THE MEMBERS.

Ever talked to a member on here and wondered who that person really was? Well now through personal testimonies and firsthand eye-witness accounts, you can now truly KNOW who you are talking to!

The Origins of THE MEMBERS, starts now!

[Enola Bomber]

I have a confession, GAMEMAN54 is really my adopted hampster. I just get him to type for me when im lazy. His brain is the size of a pin head, thats why his posts are so irradic. (lol, all in good fun GAMEMAN54)

[BRUTAL1TY]

dont worry gents I got a whole story for KH0RNE coming in the near future... I gotta do some housework first lol.

[The Flash]

hm, should be interesting

i'll stay tuned

[Gameman54]

I have a confession, GAMEMAN54 is really my adopted hampster. I just get him to type for me when im lazy. His brain is the size of a pin head, thats why his posts are so irradic. (lol, all in good fun GAMEMAN54):secruity: I hate you. Well.......Enola is a huge spammer with 500 posts already! He is also my mom.

[Enola Bomber]

:secruity: I hate you. Well.......Enola is a huge spammer with 500 posts already! He is also my mom.

lol, thats the spirit! And I told you alread not to call me mom, i prefer mommy, or mumzie. Ahh, they grow up so fast! Too bad hampsters only live to see 5. Ill miss you GAMEMAN, and i promise that heaven will have a big wheel for you to run on for eternity... *sob*

[Gameman54]

OK MUMZIE, I want to buy a new game. Please ship it to Orlando, Florida, I don't care if you live in Canada.

[BRUTAL1TY]

Member #3: KH0RNE

Who is KH0RNE? Where did he come from? and what poor mother gave birth to him?

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[KH0RNE: Top Left] How could you forget that face once you see it? This is KH0RNE in one his many famous poses.

His story:
Well as a young white boy in the streets of Compton, KH0RNE was somewhat of a complex character. His mother and father spent most of their time "making angels" or what he later learned, screwing. He spent the earlier parts of his childhood, confused and high. He was pissed that the local Black Panther party wouldn't accept him into it as a member. To this day he has no idea why.
He was a troubled kid who couldn't defend himself very much. When gang members or others tried to hurt him (aka bust a cap in his ass) his way of fighting back was exclaming, "I'll own you in Saints Row" or "You really need to buy Chromehounds you dullard!!" Most of the time this worked, as his enemies looked puzzled, laughed, walked away and naturally just thought less of this poor chubby white boy. Now, his principle things to do for fun were usually just playing with his "dingy", giggling, making turkey sandwhiches, and telling the world that Chromehounds was our last chance for salvation.

When time came for his family to move. He was ecstatic. His family was moving to New York. Because his parents where poor and NY is expensive, KH0RNE's education was somewhat vacant and funny. He was immediately enrolled in Harlem's School for Blind Children, in order to save money since he got a discount for having eyes that work. His teachers said he was a trouble maker cause all he did was giggle and mumble in class about Chromehounds. When a teacher would ask him a question he would just respond ".... luhlll..urgghlll... CHROME....lahhhh... HOUNDS... CHROMEHOUNDS!! CHROMEHOUNDS!! CHROMEHOUNDS!!" Naturally Scotracer, his closest classmate who had a discount also, told him to quote "shut the hell up or I'll run you over with my dirt bike, you dirty bastard". This didn't vex KH0RNE as he knew one day ScotRacer would appreaciate Chromehounds and get it. KH0RNE's grades and intelligence began to plummet when he spent most of his time picking fights at the playground and telling the world about Chromehounds.

Now recap to about 3 weeks ago, and where is KH0RNE? Well reports were sketchy at best, but he was spotted passed out in a brothel near Houston Texas. Apparentely the woman he was with the night before, Rita Rumper, said, "He didn't even want to do anything. He was paying 400 dollars for a night with me, but all he wanted to do was talk about how I should give up my life of solicited sex and buy Chromehounds. It was really... weird" Weird indeed folks, weird indeed. Now KH0RNE has found his real duty in life. Annoying others on the PlanetXbox360 forum by shouting that everyone including his friend Scotracer should buy Chromehounds. What a pathetic life.

[Comical]

Lmao @ the KH0RNE story..lmao. Chromehounds lmao.

[The Flash]

HA HA HAHA!!!!! burn!! LMAO!

[salgado]

Bratal1ty you area a genius.............

[KH0RNE]

The origin of BURTA1LTY pt.1


The story of BURTAL1TY’S origins is a sad story indeed. Abandoned at birth under a dim street light he was picked up by carnies…that promptly dropped him off 3 blocks down the road. It seemed as if no one wanted poor BURTAL1TY but just when it seem like there was no hope some raccoons who had come into town to raid dumpsters found him and despite his stench, took him in and loved him as one of there own. BURTAL1TY then learned the ways of his adopted family. He was taught many secrets of the raccoons such as were the best dumpsters were and how to cross the road, a skill he never truly mastered (he still gets run over quite often), and how to avoid traps.14 years had passed and for a while it was good. BURTAL1TY spent his days rummaging thru dumpsters and playing with his brothers and sisters. As he grew older he even fell in love with a pretty young raccoon named *squeak*. Yes life was good for BURTAL1TY and soon he and *squeak* were married and expecting there first litter.

Yet it seemed that life was about to throw BURTAL1TY a curveball. On day BURTAL1TY and the rest of his family went out to the local dumpster to find food. On that day it was decided that BURTAL1TY would be the lookout while the rest of his family climbed in to the dumpster. Just then BURTAL1TY saw something that would change his life forever. On the ground just next to the dumpster a small piece of tinfoil caught his eye it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen! He was mesmerized by how shinny it was, so mesmerized in fact that he didn’t notice the dump truck pull up behind the dumpster his family was in until it was too late. There was nothing he could do but listen in horror to the squeaks of pain as his whole family was crushed to death.

[BRUTAL1TY]

BRUTAL1TY takes a humble bow and thanks everyone for the support.

BTW, KH0RNE that first paragraph was hilarious. I applaud you lol
I'll do a story for someone else a little bit later.

[Enola Bomber]

THE ORIGIN OF DON RICO

I just realized, after digging through someone elses garbage can (dont ask) the true idenity of Don Rico. It seems Don Rico is none other that Gerardo! Now, if you dont know who Gerardo is, dont worry, it seems the world had forgotten about him back in May, 1993. You see, Gerardo grew up in a rich area of Mexico. He lived in the shadow of his sexy mom (who he frequently post pics of as his avatar). Jealousy grew on young gerardo for the other men who would freqently "visit" with his mother. He spited these men, for you see, his mother simply would allow gerardo only to watch. Look but dont touch became a lifestyle for him. Fed up with his moms selfish ways, young gerardo left home. In the process, he fled from town to town in search of a purpose. He decided, that his purpose was to score, with someone even greater than MRs.gerardo, Rosie Odonell. You see, gerardo grew up watching Rosie Odonell movies and her talk show, and in his culture, she is considered a god. Gerardo thought his way into rosies heart was through music. So he practiced, and practiced. He eventually cut a record contract, and in time released upon the world the ultimate in sexy song..... "Rico Suave!" This song unfortunately was only sexy to Gerardo, and didnt impress Rosie. Gerardos dreams were further crushed when he learned that Rosie was in fact a lesbian. Broken, and dishearted, he used the $200 he earned through his music career to buy a cheap computer, and to this day, he uses that computer to lurk around grimy porn and xbox sites, waiting for his triumphant return. Beware, of Rico Suave.

[BRUTAL1TY]

ROFL!

Rosie O'Donnell and Rico Suave! Pure genius hahaha

[Enola Bomber]

ROFL!

Rosie O'Donnell and Rico Suave! Pure genius hahaha

Its going to be hard to do EVERYONE on this site. Hopefully someone steps in and helps out hey Brute... (hint, hint ...too EVERYONE ELSE!)

[Scotracer]

Haha!

Brilliant. At least someone on here either has a great imagination or is just too clairvoyant for my liking and could reveal my secrets *screams and runs out room*

[Enola Bomber]

Ive learned the truth about new member joey2343. it seems that, like in the movie "multiplicity", joey is a copy of the origional joey. And also like in the movie, the more you copy, the lesser the quality. It seems that 2343 copies later we arent expecting the brightest member, but damn, all joey2343 can say is that things are retarded. If you see joey2343 around, just smile and wave.

[BRUTAL1TY]

Ive learned the truth about new member joey2343. it seems that, like in the movie "multiplicity", joey is a copy of the origional joey. And also like in the movie, the more you copy, the lesser the quality. It seems that 2343 copies later we arent expecting the brightest member, but damn, all joey2343 can say is that things are retarded. If you see joey2343 around, just smile and wave.

LMAO! OWNED dude OWNED!!

[BRUTAL1TY]

Haha!

Brilliant. At least someone on here either has a great imagination or is just too clairvoyant for my liking and could reveal my secrets *screams and runs out room*

I'm coming for you Scot. you're next lol

[The Flash]

ouch! clever, definatly clever

[BRUTAL1TY]

Member #7: ScotRacer

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[ScotRacer: Top Left] It's quite disturbing I know. He needs to hit the gym, not the highway.

His story:

ScotRacer was born on September 3, 1988 in Boysack, Scotland to Regina Maxwell and now run away father Timothy Maclaren. Scotracer weighed in at a stunning 65 lbs upon birth. His mother apparently bled to death cuz the birth shed about 9 inches of skin and flesh. Before her death she threw up upon seeing the size of this child for the first time, and she then said she quote "gave birth to a gargantuan asswipe". The doctor and nurses agreed. This was definitely the ugliest child Scotland ever had the pleasure of seeing.

From the time of his birth to being a teenager his main interests where Ken dolls, all-you-can-eat chinese buffets, frolicking in his backyard, wishing he was skinny enough to ride bikes, and reading the latest copy of Popular Mechanics. That all would soon change. Little Scotty was passing all of his sciences classes in high school with flying colors and began wondering if he could work for Popular Mechanics. He immediately applied and was immediately rejected. The reason? When he tried to answer questions from the standard questionnaire that PM gives its applicants, he failed them miserably. The answer he gave to the question "What is water composed of?" was "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is water and gin." My point exactly. I guess ScotRacer wasn't quite the scientist/technologist he thought he was.

This bothered him and he began to become quite a bit larger. Almost 700 lbs. He was gorging himself in food to subdue his pain; buying creamsticks and little debbies by the bulk. Scot was later banned from the store for reasons that he was making the store run out of its supply of creamsticks and little debbies. The store owner was GEE btw. Scot was lonely and desperately wanted a life worth something. Things would soon change when he met an amazing man named Shane. This meeting was something that would change Scots life, as Scot would have his first acid trip. During this acid trip, not only did he maim 5 children and destroy a small country, but he had a vision. A vision of the world's first motorcycle capable of handling a 700 lb man.

After this acid trip he immediately got serious and begin creating this glorious bike. Once the bike was finished, it was a thing of beauty. It was large (rougly the size of a 18-wheeler) and had more power than Matt does on this forum. He began to ride this thing around like he was on cloud-nine. Making new track records for riders over 250 lbs. He even got his face on the covers of Newsweek and Fat Bikers Weekly. Sadly that cloud would diminish damn soon. He soon had a wipeout and lost both of his legs and the media craze had left him.

During this time of mourning, he wished his mother was with him. Even though she said he was a gargantuan asswipe, he loved her. I mean, afterall she gave birth to 65 lb kid! That's like trying to start a fire with water - it doesnt happen. Scot was getting very lonely and now in 2006 is still very lonely. Just when he though things were great and that he found the right man in his life, that man was banned. Scot now spends his days watching little boys eat Subway sandwhiches and leveling up his female paladin in World of Warcraft. UPDATE: Scot has been banned from WoW for trying to sell acid to underage children on one of World of Warcraft's servers.

Scot plans to become the ruler of the world and science, but it seems both have turned on him. Scot just feels like not going on anymore. End his misery and buy this guy a couple ice cream cakes, so he gets fatter and dies from a heart attack. Poor kid.

[Comical]

Lmao you all are hilarious...I'll do one!! :)

The life of "The Flash."

It was when the kid was a toddler, when his grandmother assaulted him repeatedly with the broom for tampering with her box of menstrual pads. Taking blows to the head by a broom handle made this child develop a second personality that dubbed the super hero, Wally West ( a.k.a. The Flash. ) Years would past after he tamed the personality to come out on certain occasions, for example, saving a dog from being neutered. It was on his honeymoon that he had to confess to his new wife about his disorder. Once she figured out, she had a nervous meltdown but soon she came up with a plan. Forcing "Wally West" to wear a red costume, they would often perform BDSM, foreplay, intimate roleplay every chance they had.

A sad, summer day when he was about to rescue a litter of kittens from getting sold to a chinese restaurant, the chinese restaurant owner who happened to be chuck norris, did a strong kick to "Wally West's" shin that hindered his movement.

Months would pass, the house & street pet population drastically declined. Losing his wife due to lack of intimacy, his kids teased him, there was no way he could affored $10.00 to make a down payment for an operation that would give him his speed back. Lack of exercise caused him to gain 200 pounds. People now these days calls him "The Fat Coagulator" sense he was able to shift any soft object into edible cream.

After being rejected for "Who wants to be a super hero" which premiered on Sci-Fi within the past two months, he was heading home, after someone threw a box of krispy kreme donuts at him. After running towards the box, he didn't know they was empty,once he opened him, he became very disappointed. Being extremely exhausted from the 5 foot, 3 second run, the anger and exhaustion caused him to have a heart attack...That's what donuts will do to you folks.

R.I.P, Wally West.

[BRUTAL1TY]

HAHAHA nice one Comical... keep em coming

BTW I would like to tell all the naive and humorless ones out there that this thread is for pure fun and of no truth whatsoever. All posts and stories are not meant to offend nor attack anyone. Basically, if you dont like this thread, dont read it

[Scotracer]

DAMN!!!!

I thought my secret would never get out!!!!

I am not offended at all by that eulogy, honest!

[Enola Bomber]

DAMN!!!!

I thought my secret would never get out!!!!

I am not offended at all by that eulogy, honest!

You're a good sport scotracer. I thought you'd be choked. I stand corrected.

[The Flash]

I WILL ASK YOU THIS comical.......IF i was hit by a car and killed.....how am I still typing? LOL! You got yours coming......

[Comical]

Teehee! :]

[Scotracer]

You're a good sport scotracer. I thought you'd be choked. I stand corrected.

Yeah, it's only against everything that I stand for and tells the tale of my failure. No biggy ;)

[Enola Bomber]

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Brutal1ty
Member # 31414134145

Now, some may think the life of Brutal1ty is one that could be summed up with a few words. "pointless", "dull", "depressing", or "shallow."
While all these words are true, and could basically sum it all up, I thought going into a little more detail would be best. You see, Gertrude, or "Brutal1ty as "he" like to be called now, grew up in Ohio. He was the bastard son of a stray mule, but was parented only by the fleas and lice that roamed his filthy skin. Gertrude was befriended at an early age by some kids known as the "michael jackson rejects", due to their girly features and most unfashinable fashion sense. Gertrude like to roam around, parading in old discarded moomoos, and tootoos, simply because the names made him laugh. He took potshots at bums and other unfortunate wretches like himself simply because they were there. He knew nothing of hygene, as he had no parents, so most of his skin, hair, and teeth died before the lice and fleas even got a decent meal out of him. A locale carival stopped by Ohio, and the opportunaty came up for him to join the local freak show. The head of the event couldnt even come up with a name for something so vile as Gertrude, that he didnt make the cuts. He was the first person to ever be cut because they were beyond the word freak. Sadness and depression were all too real for this ugly mutt, and it seemed like even living past each day was becoming more and more pointless. He would have ended it too, if only he knew how. Then one day, lost and alone, Gerty stumbled across something in the mud where he lay. It was a book, covered in coffee stains and old chewing tobacco spit. The title read "Holy Bible". Although this sorry sap couldnt read, he knew it was special. He grew to form a bond with this book, and the two were inseperable. He would ask the locals to read him pages in exchange for services, and with each day, he learned a little more. By the time he was 15, he had the book read. Feeling enlightened and reborn, Gertrude was on a quest to teach the world what hes learned. He traveled near and far to spread the word of god, but no one wanted to listen to a such a filthy and disgusting boy. Once again, Gertrude was sad. That night, in his dreams, he was visited by the lord himself. The lord told Gerty that if he believes, he will succeed. Unfortunately for Gerty the lord is wrong 95% of the time, and even the other 5% is on the fence. His bones continued to decay, as with all other living tissue in his body. Now, with his last dying days, he tries to spread the word of god the only way possible, on the Planet 360 forums using the computers at the local library so we dont have to see his butt nasty face.

[BRUTAL1TY]

ROFL!!

You did get the Ohio part right, oh wait that was in my gamer profile, nice reasearch I can see you were planning this from the start!!... LOL Mark my words, I will get you Enola. I will be brutal (pun-intended) and I suggest you have an oxygen mask nearby, as the secrets I reveal of you will cause you much anxiety and stress. Mwahahaha!!!

[Enola Bomber]

Wow, that was like, totally funny. Its like, how'd you know!!hehe. Im gonna, like, totally write a super fabulous one for you too. I love telling stories! Im like, an ugly wretch who plays with poodle poop and stuff!!!!

WTF????

[BRUTAL1TY]

WTF????

:secruity: you clever little bastard lol... what you are doing is only feeding the flames my friend lol

[Enola Bomber]

HAHAHa, i nearly died laughing!!!!

[shane32Eire]

Great work lads! :top:

Love the Bio&Pics of KH0RNE and Scott..
Good work Enola and BRUTAL1TY!

[The Flash]

The Story of Comical
(aka Not-so-Comical)
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Comical was born with a vagina and a dream, to be the worlds most comical crossdressing comedian! Unfortunatly she didnt understand that a girl dressing like a boy isn't NEARLY as funny as her DAD dressing like a girl. Her act was constantly over shadowed by her dad's transvestite comedy routine. Frustrated, Comical ran far from home to the city of dreams, Orlando Florida. Night after night, comical with her glued on beard, and fake mullet couldnt even make the drunkest guy laugh. Somthing had to change.....Comical decided to start taking testotrone shots, with the mind set that a REAL beard would be 10x funnier than a fake one...months passed and soon comical was covered in hair, 300 LBS, and now a lesbian. Yes, he...er.....she started sleeping with other girls (until the cloths came off that is). YET still, night after night, not one laugh. She was constantly booed off stage, until finally she had a oppifany! She knew what she had to do to be funny. She raised 10,000 dollars from prostotution with horney cops, and the taco became a burrito (if you catch my drift). Yes, she was now 100% HE! And NOW she...er...i mean HE could dress like a girl, and be HILARIOUS! He stepeed up to the mic, with his victoria secret bra straped around his hairy chest. He was going to make on Last Comic Standing. They refused her....i mean him, saying she was the most boring, gimmicky comedian they had ever seen! Frustrated, depressed, and humiliated, comical locked himself in his apparment, and became a pale antisocial gamer. This forum is his only contact with the outside world.....he likes it here, he knows who he is.....A lesbian transvestite loser gamer with identiy issues who still dresses like a girl.
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>:-) BWA HA HA HA HA

* note to new reader to the thread: this is not a burn session, it is all in fun!

[BRUTAL1TY]

Member # 69: Enola Bomber

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[Enola Bomber] With a face like this, it's no wonder he covers his face in his avatar. Some people should just not go out in public, as they are a danger to society and handsome men. Enola is one of these.

His story:

Well, Enola Bomber is somewhat of a strange fellow. He was born in the hills of Saskatchewan to a mother who tried to complete an abortion on her own and failed, and to a father who was killed by a school bus backing into him (pathetic I know). Shortly after his birth, Enola's mother was later killed because of her job. She was one of those telephone actresses for phone sex companies and apparantelly a sex-crazed pyscho wanted to see her in person. Funny thing is always-intelligent Enola just watched and smiled as it all went down. Haha, kids.

Now alone and wondering where he would go, Enola spent his days walking around the sparce Canadian cities looking for any bit of excitement or attention he could find. Most people ignored him or ran away because of his straight up ugliness or either just giggled in his presence. It was during this time that he evolved into the spawn of satan he is. Enola hated the world and everything in it. He wanted to destroy it and it was now his goal.

Enola hitchhiked his way into America and immediately began his world-ending mission. When he wasn't spending his time impersonating Bob Saget, plotting to destroy world superpowers, snorting cocaine, and eating his feces, he was spending his time trying to raise money. For what you ask? For facial reconstructive surgery, because after all he is a hideous little man. Finally Enola made enough money from his own website, Kids Overnight.com (which sold lonely chinese and korean children to Angelina Jolie for about 5 dollars each). Intelligently, Enola thought the only people good enough to do his face right, was to go to the stars of the FX tv show NipTuck and pay them to do the work. They promptly laughed in his face and told him to quote "get your stupidass out of my office. You have a putrid smell and I'm an actor not a doctor... retard."

Now angry and still ugly, Enola decided to use his money for something else. World destruction. He immediately bought a nuclear warhead and launchpad from Kum Jung Mentally-Ill. Enola set up the launchpad and immediately started counting down to the destruction of some third-world country. As it launched it immediately came back down to earth (Enola was to stupid to notice he needed to enter guidance coordinates into the computer). It exploded and the world held its breath for a short moment. After the smoke cleared, Enola got up. He was alive, but surely worse off. His face was now totally burnt. Enola hated this and wept for days. He soon came to realize that he could never accomplish anything at all. He was hopeless.

Enola now spends his days eating rodents, teaching Chinese to 5 year old dope fiends, running in circles, and telemarketing to annoy the world in his last attempt to get back at it. No one cared for Enola. No one dared go near that face, as rumors were flourishing that you would inherit his ugliness. Enola has decided to spend most of his time talking on the PlanetXbox 360 forum while soliciting himself to small animals for Kibbles'n Bits dog food. Boy what a wasted life. Someone get a gun and shoot the ugliness, as this world desperately needs it

[Comical]

.......Lol..Good one..

[BRUTAL1TY]

LOL nice one Flash... I love this thread although I do not think I can contribute for a while, as I am REALLY running out of things to say.

[Enola Bomber]

HAHAHa, the picture and the part of agelina jolie was f-in funny stuff. bravo. (btw, how did you manage to snap a pic of me? I didnt even see you? were you hiding or something? you could have at least got my good side!.....if there is one *sob*)

[BRUTAL1TY]

Hahaha nice picture you added of me... probably the grossest thing I've ever seen besides your face! OH! lol that was bad

[shane32Eire]

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The story of Hoggy Bear....
'Hoggy' or hoggy bear as his friends call him(he likes to think he has friends) story is a long and sad one.....to him, to us its just pathetic and funny, lets read on shall we?

Hoggy was born on a small island off the southern coast of Ireland, it was a small community mainly lepers. Hoggys parents became lepers when he was 6, but unfortunately the lepers didn’t think hoggy was 'cool' enough to join them so he was cast out. He was tied to a small boat and pushed out to sea. The current took hoggy to France where he moved in with a family of German farmers.
Hoggy was happy there for awhile but at age 13 he started to get strange feelings, he was growing up and falling in love!
He was cast out of the house and family, when they found him making love to various farm animals. Without parents it seemed hoggy couldn’t understand the difference between a man&woman and a man&beast.
Hoggy was confused and alone, this is when he meet 'lucy' the she-man from Bavaria(in Scotland) he traveled with her/him all over Europe, spreading stories of wisdom and various STDs.
Before ending up in Holland and moving in with a family of Italians.

Things got worse for hoggy then, he was hated by the community he lived in for being 1/6 leper and hanging around with a she-man, he tried to blend in and socialize with the people but to no avail.
One night he slept on the pavement outside a fruit&vegtable store, and woke up only to find a old man touching him in his 'no' area and with a very sore arse (He also found vegetables stuck in the most unusual places,but we wont get into that..), This is the origin of Hoggys insomnia and his fear to sleep!

Hoggy was home sick and wanted to go back home to Ireland, he bought plane tickets with the money he made from selling himself, and robbing peoples clothes when they were in the local swimming pool.
He ended up in England it seems he bought the wrong tickets( oh I forgot to mention hoggy is in fact 67% mentally challenged, he has the brain capacity of a small carrot)
He made his way up through England hoping to find a way home. He met a boy named 'Fanta' at this stage and went to stay with him.
Hoggy soon got scared of fanta as all he seemed to do was draw pictures on his PC, and jack off while watching Counterstrike games!
He fled from fanta and ended up in manchester.Here he wore a Liverpool jersey and liked to tell people he was Irish and gave out about the history between the two countries.

Hoggy was found in a coma on a ferry headed for Ireland, it seemed he was beaten to a pulp and thrown aboard?(wonder why?)
hoggy eventually got back to Ireland, being a part-leper and 'fond' of the company of animals, there was only one place for him...CORK!
He lives in cork now surrounded by langers, and as much animals for the taking as he likes.

He can be found up at all hours roaming the px360 forums,or looking at smutty videos on you-tube while 'enjoying' himself.

[Enola Bomber]

bloody brilliant shane, bloody brilliant! Id forgotten the ol'story threads brute and I started way back when. nice bring back shane, but prepare for the wrath of hoggy!!!!

[hoggy]

The origins of Shane

Shaneicus liverpoolfanicus is a type of rodent/human hybrid that was born in the Galway mountains. He is best described as an evolutinary cul de sac. Born without charm, looks, style or the basic intelligence needed to open doors he was shunned by his massively inbred family and confined in a small cupboard till the age of 9.

Due to the large amount of beatings he got in his chldhood he developed an obsession with soccer reasoning that a football was the only thing on the planet that got kicked about more than him. After been chased out of his home town by a mob of farmers wielding pitchforks and flaming torches he set out for England to start his career.

The life of this odd pathetic soul might have ended there but unfortunatly he was rescued half way through his attempt to swim to England by a perverted fisherman called old greasy Bobba. Shane spent the next several years as Bobba's personal gimp surviving by eating fish that he captured and subjected to his sick fantasies on his special evenings.

Eventually Shane escaped when the dolphin he was attempting to violate washed up on Dublin coastline. There he finally found happiness sorrounded by the wasters and scum of the earth that are the Dubs. These days he can be found lurking around the ShoutBox trying to entice people to join him in his special evenings and crying about his lost love fungi the dolphin.

[shane32Eire]

LOLl! hoggy great comeback.................you bastard.

[Fanta]

Hoggy, i still miss you. Come round some day in the winter, yeh?

Damn you shane, including me in your story. As long as you didnt rip me for more things than that.... e.g hentai, sheep (both of which arent true), my music taste :rolleyes:

[BRUTAL1TY]

Holy sh**!! This thread was revived and I didn't even know it!!! I'm going to have to make a new "origin" of someone soon. Better watch out members, the next one could be YOU

BTW great job by both Shane and Hoggy. That was some genius stuff there. lol

[Kona Palangi]

The Origins of RemixFA:

Remix was born on a specific day, on a specific month of a specific year. Over 32 hours of laborious pains Remix was ejected from the interstice of his mothers’ womb to tears of joy and tears of what the ****! Unfortunately, remix was born with a rare condition known as hermaphroditism. Not knowing which name to bestow upon their first and only child, his parents researched names of neutrality. After rejecting names such as Pat, Robin, and Taylor, the choice was made and Remix was given the name Jamie.

Jamie’s parents would not relent in allowing him to attend public school. Instead, he was enrolled at a private institution with people who suffer from similar conditions. This institution was conveniently located at Never Land Ranch in California. Jamie knew the cost of enrollment was an exorbitant amount of money so, with his compassionate heart, he asked his parents how he could help. They informed him they have been making Flour to sell to little children to bake small children sized cakes. They asked Jamie if he could assist in delivery. Jamie obliged as he watched his parents take one large plastic zip lock bag of flour, pour it on a table, divide equally, and place it separately in smaller zip lock bags for the children. After the first day Jamie noticed that he was not delivering to the children as his parents had alluded to. Every one in which he delivered was an adult who in turn gave him large quantities of money. Once Jamie even delivered to a man who’s nasal cavity had collapsed leaving him one giant nostril. On his second day Jamie was beaten severely and robbed of his flour and money. When he returned home he informed his parents and they no longer allowed him to deliver flour. When he asked why he was beaten up over flour for children cakes they never replied.

As the years progressed Jamie enrolled at an internet college where he earned a degree in drama and arts. He took this newly attained knowledge and attempted to become an actor. After hundreds of auditions he was turned down every time. Broken hearted, Jamie tried one last edition before he would return home and eat all of his parents’ flour. This time it was a success as he played the starring role in the “Mask” circa 1985. Now many thought Eric Stoltz had won out the role but because of budgetary reasons they were unable to employ him so they replaced him with Jamie. It worked out great because Jamie did not need any make-up or special effect. It was Jamie in all his glory. Below you will find a picture of him in his triumphant movie debut. However, when rumors surfaced pertaining to Jamie’s condition the production company removed his name from the credits and denied he played any role in the movie. Eric Stoltz stole all the credit for the movie which hurt Jamie on the deepest level.

http://42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/woodstock75/RockyDennisMask.jpg



After being betrayed Jamie gave up his love for acting and retired to a place called the forums at Planet Xbox 360 where he is still known to surface from time to time as RemixFA. We are still unsure if he still delivers flour.

[BRUTAL1TY]

ROFL... Never Land Ranch, "flour", tears of what the ****!?

Good stuff.

[shane32Eire]

Forgot about this lol!

whos left to be tormented!!!

[Kona Palangi]

We could always revise Brutal1ty's story

[BRUTAL1TY]

No!!!!!!!!

Who else? I got it! I'll do one of Spartan. That will be gold; trust me.

[Eazy_D]

The story of Matt.

Matt like many of Austrailias inhabitants descends from a British deported criminal. The name of this criminal was Professor Richard Cranium not much is known about the personal life of Professor Richard Cranium, only that friends and relatives knew him as Dick Head. The crimes of Prof. Dick are almost too horrible to recount but I'll tell you anyway.. In 1806 Deep in the basement of his London Laboratories Professor dick was working on a fiendish design to turn himself into a superhuman mastermind so he could take over the world. For 20 years he worked tirelessly day and night perfecting his formula until one day tests on one of his lab pigs provided the breakthrough he was looking for after feeding the potion to a pig it suddenly started a piano recital and played Frederic Chopin's Prelude in E Minor. Whats so horrible about that I hear you say? Nothing, Except Prof Dick Cranium was not a pig! In his haste he decided he needed to test the formula on himself right away. All went well but not as well as he had hoped he wasnt a mastermind but he was solving difficult crosswords in no time at all. One night upon returning from the Lab Prof Cranium decided he would give up and asked Mrs Vaniker Cranium (his wife) to start a family with him.

She was overjoyed and 9 months later little Matthew Cranium was born. But! not all was as it seemed, the potion that Prof Dick was taking had some profound side effects and altered the genetic code in his sperm. By aged 4 months Matthew Cranium was moving objects with his mind. By aged six years he had killed 7 nurses 2 Doctors a milkman and a rabbit with telekenesis.

It was only after intense interrogation that Dick Head explained why mathew was the way he was.. After some deliberation the only answer was to send them far away before more damage was done. When the Cranium family arrived in Austrailia, Matt's condition got out of control he would travel back in time to hide his fathers slippers and stuff using only his mind. In 1850 Matt learned how to stop himself from ageing after watching his beloved parents die of old age.

By the 1912 Matt had lost the use of his eyelids because he would never need to sleep. By the end of the Second World War (which Matt started and then stopped with his mind because he got bored) he had lost the ability to talk. Eventually the computer was invented and Matt saw an oppurtunity to truly control the World In a way his father could only dream of. By 1990 Matt at the age of 184 he became completely immobile and yet his mind could reach the 4 corners of the galaxy. Now he sits patiently in the basement of his not very secret lair in Ayres Rock waiting patiently to destroy the world with his giant mind controlled Ban Hammer.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/blade/eric_edwards___ii/pearl2.jpg

[Kona Palangi]

Easy just volunteered to be next

[NVR 20]

I VOLUNTEER! who dares take on my life story. (you need to be accurate)

[7thdeadlysin]

Yeah, I wouldn't mind one made about me, i'm after NVR

[hrdone]

hey this sounds kinda fun ill join when i can come up with some thing

[remixFA]

The Origins of RemixFA:

Remix was born on a specific day, on a specific month of a specific year. Over 32 hours of laborious pains Remix was ejected from the interstice of his mothers’ womb to tears of joy and tears of what the ****! Unfortunately, remix was born with a rare condition known as hermaphroditism. Not knowing which name to bestow upon their first and only child, his parents researched names of neutrality. After rejecting names such as Pat, Robin, and Taylor, the choice was made and Remix was given the name Jamie.

Jamie’s parents would not relent in allowing him to attend public school. Instead, he was enrolled at a private institution with people who suffer from similar conditions. This institution was conveniently located at Never Land Ranch in California. Jamie knew the cost of enrollment was an exorbitant amount of money so, with his compassionate heart, he asked his parents how he could help. They informed him they have been making Flour to sell to little children to bake small children sized cakes. They asked Jamie if he could assist in delivery. Jamie obliged as he watched his parents take one large plastic zip lock bag of flour, pour it on a table, divide equally, and place it separately in smaller zip lock bags for the children. After the first day Jamie noticed that he was not delivering to the children as his parents had alluded to. Every one in which he delivered was an adult who in turn gave him large quantities of money. Once Jamie even delivered to a man who’s nasal cavity had collapsed leaving him one giant nostril. On his second day Jamie was beaten severely and robbed of his flour and money. When he returned home he informed his parents and they no longer allowed him to deliver flour. When he asked why he was beaten up over flour for children cakes they never replied.

As the years progressed Jamie enrolled at an internet college where he earned a degree in drama and arts. He took this newly attained knowledge and attempted to become an actor. After hundreds of auditions he was turned down every time. Broken hearted, Jamie tried one last edition before he would return home and eat all of his parents’ flour. This time it was a success as he played the starring role in the “Mask” circa 1985. Now many thought Eric Stoltz had won out the role but because of budgetary reasons they were unable to employ him so they replaced him with Jamie. It worked out great because Jamie did not need any make-up or special effect. It was Jamie in all his glory. Below you will find a picture of him in his triumphant movie debut. However, when rumors surfaced pertaining to Jamie’s condition the production company removed his name from the credits and denied he played any role in the movie. Eric Stoltz stole all the credit for the movie which hurt Jamie on the deepest level.

http://42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/woodstock75/RockyDennisMask.jpg



After being betrayed Jamie gave up his love for acting and retired to a place called the forums at Planet Xbox 360 where he is still known to surface from time to time as RemixFA. We are still unsure if he still delivers flour.

hahaha, wow, i didnt realize i had been roasted.. your were right :)
i had many deliverys to this strange skinny little man at that neverland place.. i remember him being black as a kid, but he sure looks white now.
guess ill have to join in.. hmm... ill come back when i have more time to devote to a long post :)

[The Flash]

um....let us not forget promises brut. your loyal fans await your spartan story.

[Kona Palangi]

He has to modify the Spart story before he posts it ... In the mean time I'll whip up something fresh for 7thdeadlysin when I have the time.

[BRUTAL1TY]

Yeah it wasn't that good so I'm currently trying to make it better. Expect something soon.

[Don_Rico]

I can't wait for Spartan to get burned...

[Kona Palangi]

The Origins of 7thdeadlysin

On a hot, breezy day in June of some particle year a medical miracle had been produced. As both doctors and nurses looked on in disbelief, a child was born with a fully grown mullet. Never has there been such a documented case where a child was born with an immaculate, perfectly trimmed hairstyle before. In itself this could be attributed to the horrendous gene pool this creature was subjected to. However, not only was this child born with a mullet but also a pair of faded jeans ravaged by holes and tears as well as a 1985 AC/DC concert T-Shirt to boot. After a few weeks of intensive research to find the cause of such mutation the child was allowed to leave the hospital and live as a regular new born should.

A short time thereafter the infant baby’s parents had decided on a name to call this miracle child. Butt Rocker Crowley (In honor of Aleister Crowley). As Butt Rocker aged he was taken into a dojo owned by the one called “Alex the Fret Burner” (AKA Alex Junglist). Both Alex and Butt Rocker took to each other immediately as Butt adopted Alex as a quasi surrogate father / male role model. After intensive training and many years of attempted mastery Butt Rocker graduated to a level 9 air guitarist with whammy bar skill +9. At age 16 he decided to test his skills which had been honed after sacrificing the majority of his life in practice. The location couldn’t have been more perfect as it was the 1989 Guns & Roses concert. Alex had made sure Butt Rocker was provided with a front row ticket so that he may demonstrate his skills freely. Once positioned and right before the Slash solo, Butt Rocker readied to show the world that he was the grandmaster of the air guitar. As Slash began his solo Butt Rocker engaged and began his air guitar routine with near perfect accuracy and choreography. It seemed surreal as the crowd became utterly silent and crowded to watch this display of never before witnessed air guitar skill. As planned, once the Slash solo came to an end so did Butt Rockers air guitar solo.



Then, in a blink of an eye, the crowd turned on Butt Rocker as they tried to light his mullet ablaze! They did so with success as the flames spread out like a mean case of syphilis. Onlookers were shocked with horror as Butt Rockers mullet seemed to be invincible. The heat protruding from his hair was that of molten lava yet his face remained unharmed. Many fans tried in vein to put out the flames of the air guitarist but rather Butt Rocker began head banging his mullet throughout the crowd as if it were the Kratos chains of destruction. Bystanders, fans, and the innocent were all beheaded, burned to death, or suffered severe 3rd degree burns. The Guns & Roses band had already fled the scene although Axl Rose, high on some serious crack **** as well as straight 151, stayed unaware scores of his fans were being slaughtered by Butt Rocker as he continued to sing “Sweet Child O’ Mine”. Alex, knowing that his young protégé had completely lost all control over the true powers of the mullet (which he knew had immense power all along) jumped down from a balcony to confront Butt Rocker. The entire arena emptied as Butt Rocker gazed at Alex the Fret Burner with contempt and hatred. Alex explained that he knew of the mullet powers all along and begged Butt Rocker to relinquish the control his mullet had on him. Butt Rocker, furious that Alex new of his powers all along came charging full speed to annihilate his teacher, friend, and surrogate father / male role model. However, as all teachers will do, he left one secret untold and pulled it out. As Butt Rocker neared so very close to Alex the speakers left over from the concert began to play Kenny G. Butt Rocker’s knees immediately buckled as he came crashing down to the floor. He begged Alex to end the Saxophone solo but Alex new his powers were decreasing every second the song continued to play. Soon after, Butt Rocker lay in a fetal position as Alex, doing what any great grandmaster air guitarist would do, shaved Butt Rockers mullet and immediately bleached it a sandy blonde color. When Butt Rocker awoke he remembered nothing of the entire ordeal as Alex gently explained it to him. Butt Rocker vowed never to grow a mullet again knowing he could not control the powers it held over him. Instead, Butt rocker changed his name to 7thdeadllysin, refused to bathe for 8 days, bought a Nirvana album, and became a filthy grunge fanatic.

To this day 7thdeadlysin keeps his hair trimmed short but I must advise you never to put yourself in a position where he may dislike you. Although he vowed never to grow a mullet again what 7th never realized is the power is greater than he anticipated and it is slowly making its way back. When responding to a post or reply to a 7th PM, be sure to be kind and tread carefully.

[BRUTAL1TY]

Member #1127: Spartan1127

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/7398/20vf5.jpg
[Top Left: Spartan1127 seen here in one of his usual unsatisfying photos. Photogenic is not the name of his game]

Who is Spartan1127? What are his aspirations, his fears?
Well as a young, obese boy living in the basement of the local sperm clinic, he had many troubles. First his mother left him for a career as a drug lord in Columbia and his father was executed by Al Gore for not watching "An Inconvenient Truth" twice. Anyways, when Spartan1127 wasn't busy having bursts of laughter, annoying everyone on PX360 with his problems, exhibiting hypochondria, taking dumps in Nike bathroom stalls, scaring large children, or just wondering if every girl near him was in love with him, he was generally just trying to figure out if he could legally buy condoms at the age of 12.

Now fast track to 2 weeks ago and he was on his way back home from school pondering the questions of life like: “What is happiness?”; “What is reality?”; “Why is Scotracer a PS3 fanboy?” and so forth. So there he is, simply skateboarding with grace… that is until he ran smack dab right into the local gang called “The Pencil Pushers”, who have became largely known, especially in the tri-state area, for physically pushing their “pencils” into little boys arses. Now, their victims run in the hundreds but what is known is that the most widely reported victims are among people such as Scotracer, RemixFA, and most of all Eazy_D (who I have heard has recently become a member of this gang). Now back to the story at hand, Spartan1127 runs into the gang’s leader and knocks him flat on his ass. The leader, Busta Nut, gets up and says “Yo punk, fo’ sho’ I should beat the s*** out of you right now yo.” Spartan1127 replies, “sorry, I didn’t see you. Say you got any condoms?” The gang leader suddenly realizes the inept moron he is dealing with and replies “What kind of question is that b? Get that sh** out of here!” The gang leader walks away knowing any form of abuse would just add more worthlessness to an already screwed up human being. So, Spartan1127 leaves depressed, hurt, and most of all without a condom; the one thing he wants most. After all his reputation depends on it and that is what he cares about most.

He is soo down that he then just drops out of school and moves away from the sperm clinic. I guess he forgot to check the local grocery store for condoms, but stupidity is his middle name. Now, the last reported sighting of Spartan1127 was in a daycare center near Reno, Nevada where he was reportedly arrested for asking toddlers if they quote “had any condoms they could spare.” If you happen to see Spartan1127, don’t greet him -- just run.

[Don_Rico]

LMFAO!!!

That, was awesome.

Spartan got it good...

[The Flash]

Bwa Ha Ha Ahaaaaaa!!!!

[remixFA]

The untold origins of EasyD.

The year is 1938. In Germany, there are many secretive and inhumane experiments going on beneath the watchful eye of Hitler. One such program is a genetic super soldier program. Back then they did not have the technology as we do today for cloning. Instead, I have been lead to believe by the powers that be, that the genetics involved dipping a human egg into a splotch of toxic waist, placing this egg in a yak, and then inseminating it the old fashioned way. Much to the yak's dismay. They then went back in after a few weeks to pull out the fetuses and placed them in liquid filled jars to see if they would continue growing. Why this was the practice... we may never know. Apparently the success rate of this type of genetic altering was not very high. In fact, like we would expect today, nothing came of it except for a lot of satisfied yaks and a lot of sterile scientists whose penis tips now glowed green from the process. Hitler was not happy about this. He had the scientists put to death and the entrances to the experiment rooms sealed.


Fast Forward to 1987. A group of student archeologists named scottracer and shane32Eire come across this sealed door. With the utmost care (and a healthy dose of C4) they manage to carefully remove the barrier. Upon entering the room, they flinch in disgust... well... scottracer flinched in disgust. Shane, for some reason felt... aroused. Scottracer went in the room, and in his normal snooty "I love my ps3 more than your 360" attitude, proclaimed this to be an ancient burial ground of the Celts!!! Shane32Eire knew better, and upon seeing all the molested yak corpses, proclaimed it to be a "roman orgy room, and damn it I missed the party!!” From behind the clearing smoke of the hole where the door once was, a third character, Brutal1ty entered in. "No you liberal morons, this is an old experiment room sanctioned by Hitler himself!" They both looked in dismay at Brut's astounding claim. Brut just calmly pointed to the wall near where the door used to be, where it said in plain German "Hitler's secret experiment room #5". "Oh why would people do such a thing!" yelped Scott. "This room gives me funny feelings... Scott hold me, I need comforting" whined Shane. They shared a hug... and it wasn’t even of the manly kind.

Upon further discovery into the rooms, Brutal1ty found a shelf full of jars filled with liquid. Many of them held what looked to be some kind of fetuses. They almost looked human in some respects, except they had slightly longer necks. The 3 archeologists gathered up everything they could and took it back to the lab.

Back at the lab, they placed all the filled jars on the counters. Brutal1ty went home for the evening to watch fox news. Shane and Scott stayed behind to finish unpacking and cataloging. Later that evening, Shane decided to open the jars "in the name of science" The jars opened smelled like a combination of 60 yr old yak butt, lubricant, and something like sulfur. Scott bet Shane 50 bux that he wouldn’t drink it. Well, let’s just say Scott owes Shane money now. Scott grabbed a scalpel. "Lets cut one up!" he scoured, as he put a fetus on the table, "lets see what his insides are made of!!” Shane replied "you cut; I'm going to nuke this one! It already has a glow to it, lets see if a microwave helps it!", as he picked up the only fetus that had a slight glow to it, and whipped it into the industrial sized microwave they had in the facility. 49 seconds into the cooking process... something happened. The microwave started to pop and short out. "DUCK MYLOVE" Scott said to Shane, as they both dove under the table. The microwave started to bend and buckle and expand like a bag of popcorn heating up. The glass front of the microwave shattered and was flung across the room dusting the place with glass particles.

A few seconds later, all was silent, all was still. Shane and Scott loosened their death grip on each other enough to peer above the table to see what transpired. What they saw will forever scar them. The horror, the inhumanity!! Wait... why was Shane getting aroused again?! It was tall and gangly. It looked something like a human, but its neck was longer and it smelled like a yaks butt. But yet, it was docile. It also had another feature. One of prominence... a very long... thin... manpart that glowed green at the tip. It was almost like spaghetti but like 3 feet long. Now I think we know why Shane was aroused! "It’s so... long... so... bright green!!! Can we keep it Scott?!?!” Shane said while batting his eyes at Scott. "Well, I dunno, he doesn’t look like he likes the PS3, and you know what happened last time you had a pet that didn’t like Home!” Scott said. "SS..sss..ooony...... rrrrruuuuulessssth" muttered the gangly beast with the glowing parts. "OK, we can keep it" touted Scott, "but what should we call it?!" "oh, let me sleep on it Scotty, ill let ya know in the morning", chirped Shane.
1897

The next morning, Scott woke up and Shane was already up cooking breakfast. As Scott went into the kitchen, he realized shane's mouth had a green glow to it and got rightly mad. "But it was soooo easy, he was like begging for it w/ them big puppy dog eyes. It really was an easy D..." started Shane. "Stop right there Shane before I really get mad and send you to that horrid place called America!! Well, that sounds like a fun name though... Easy D.. kind of fitting considering what you 2 did on his first night alive!"
As the weeks went by, Scott was not able to get passed what Shane had done, and ended up having EasyD sent to the evil empire of America to live among the inbreds! EasyD had gotten a job as a sideshow doing tricks with his long glowing spaghetti like appendage. For some reason it was particularly popular with the ecstasy crowds at night. 1895 After doing a few appearances on talk shows and some private shows in Hollywood and San Francisco, EasyD had saved up a few bux for some plastic surgery to change his appearance to something less.. hideous. Unfortunately, he could only afford a black market surgeon. At least this one was famous. He was the same surgeon that fixed The Joker's face after his fall in toxic waste.

Something went wrong during the surgery. I don’t know if the surgeon was drunk or high on something ,but he came out looking worse than he did already. What’s worse is he cut off his man parts thinking it was spaghetti with a lime sauce, and ate it.
EasyD tried in vain to regain his old life. It never materialized. Last time we heard from Easy, he was wrapping up a failed children’s show titled "I love boy scouts". Here is the last known pic of him.1894

If you see him, please remind him that some of the children are still missing their boy scout uniforms they were wearing when they went to the show and would like them back.

[Kona Palangi]

The next morning, Scott woke up and Shane was already up cooking breakfast. As Scott went into the kitchen, he realized shane's mouth had a green glow to it and got rightly mad.

Nothing but truthiness right there.

[BRUTAL1TY]

HAHAHA! I love this story Remix...

"they shared a hug and it wasn't even of the manly kind." ROFL!

"As Scott went into the kitchen, he realized shane's mouth had a green glow to it and got rightly mad. "But it was soooo easy, he was like begging for it w/ them big puppy dog eyes. It really was an easy D..."" PRICELESS

[shane32Eire]

I hate you guys...

[remixFA]

nah, u hate urself, and u take it out on everyone else
just because u have glowing manhood envy :)

[Eazy_D]

EasyD had gotten a job as a sideshow doing tricks with his long glowing Bull like appendage. For some reason it was particularly popular with my wife at night.

So true remix so so true.

[remixFA]

So true remix so so true. I really am *** though. AMERICA RULES AND WALES IS TEH SUXOR!! I SUCK PS3 NUTS!!

nice quote faking there Easy :)

[The Flash]

LOL, best story yet. they only thing is it supposed to be far fetched....there was to much realism there

[shane32Eire]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[BRUTAL1TY]

indeed!!!

[shane32Eire]

C'mon people.

Eldar is gagging to be done.

[remixFA]

wow, i totally forgot I wrote that. thanks for diggin up this thread, that was funny :) so whos doing elder?

[BRUTAL1TY]

Well, someone has to do Elder and someone has to do Sports. I don't care if Sports is banned, the dude needs to be done lol.

Whoever takes one of the two, I'll take the other.

[remixFA]

well, ive missed the better part of a year from being semi-perma-sorta-banned, so im sure there are some good blurbs and stuff i missed out on that elder said. last thing i remember is the haircut incident