Top 5 Crazy stuff you've done.

[Don_Rico]

This seemed like a good idea for a thread, so I thought what the hell. I do alot of crazy stuff... So here we go:

1. Almost burning down a forest. Well, it that was kinda my friend's fault though, we played around with fireworks... and yeah that dumbass put one upside down, and **** lit up like a Christmas tree. Somehow, we managed to put the fire out, before it spread to the trees. Damn that scared the **** of me, it left like a radius of 5 metres of burnt down high (dry) grass. And noone ever got to know it :P

2. Riding a buss a long way, on the back where you're supposed to hang your bike.

3. Making an really, really unsophisticated "flamethrower" with my friends (yes the same ones, those guys are bad news!!!). Using different chemicals and putting then in a bottle, with like newspaper and stuff. Then kicking it in mid-air, and a huge ball of fire lits up in front of you.

4. Blowing up nazi'z/racists mailboxes and then throw eggs at thier houses. (Not really crazy just loads of fun :P)

5. Making an Origami Crane :Proud:

And no, I'm no pyro.

[Fanta]

I dropped my cookie in my milk once, damn scary.

[7thdeadlysin]

1. Pulled fire alarm(evacuated whole school)
2. Set friends tree house on fire
3. Blew up some mail boxes with fireworks
4. Slashed a bunch of bike tires at school
5. TBA

[Jacksmith28]

1. Put mentos in diet coke and inserted it into my old computer
2. Threw dog s*** at my friends face

That's all. I live a mild life. I'm planning a big stunt now though :).

[Scotracer]

Meh, I have lived a mild life....but there has been a few cases of lunacy:

1- Brought down a massive tree with fireworks

2- Pretended to be Evil Kneaval at the age of 2, breaking my neck

3- Skiing down a grass hill into a river (which I soon found out was shallow...and rocky :( )

4- Sledging off the back of my old ATV...attached with a 10m rope (around a football pitch no less, you catch my drift ;) :( )

5- taking a lylo down river rapids on holiday this year.....

[Jacksmith28]

Meh, I have lived a mild life....but there has been a few cases of lunacy:

1- Brought down a massive tree with fireworks

2- Pretended to be Evil Kneaval at the age of 2, breaking my neck

3- Skiing down a grass hill into a river (which I soon found out was shallow...and rocky :( )

4- Sledging off the back of my old ATV...attached with a 10m rope (around a football pitch no less, you catch my drift ;) :( )

5- taking a lylo down river rapids on holiday this year.....

Wow, that third one made me laugh! lol literaly.

[MostWanted]

1. Caused $500 in damage to a teacher's car. (I never revealed it was me).
2. I'm on my fourth bike at age 12.
3. I dropped a cat from a balcony. (The cat survived).
4. I jumped from the roof of my house with an umbrella.
5. I dropped an Oreo into milk. (That was hell)!

[StoFFe_SwedeN]

1. Took 26 stitches to my sack/balls after getting 1400 volts of electricity in the forementioned area. (Yes, i was lucky and i'm fine... but OUCH!)

2. Used to work in a skyscraper, when it was under construction, crazy heights i tell you! (HSB Turning Torso (http://www.turningtorso.com))

3. Four idiots tried to rob me and i whooped their asses, all four of them... (and i'm not a violent person, just very big & tall)

4. Bought a Playstation 1 console (Pure crappyness)

5. Bought three Playstation 2 consoles. (bought one, played a game, sold the crap then repeated the procedure two more times just to realise what a crap-console it really is)


Will probably buy a Playstation 3 console and later realise that Sony still is crap. But hey, that's life... :vollkomme

[Fanta]

No more people?

[Comical]

1.) Not stopping after I was told to by my friends, ended up getting stitches above my left eye.

2.) Pouring gas onto a fire, standing real close to it, only to have it to blaze violently into my face. ( No permanent scarring, just singed hairs lmao )

3.) Crapping on myself at my 14th slumber party

4.) Riding with friends on a golf cart & ended up wrecking, had to HELP them get it out or we would be in SERIOUS trouble.

5.) putting watermelon on mayonnaise & eating it :( :( :( Only to make my grandpa and family to think it was good, when it wasn't!!

[Enola Bomber]

1. Snowboarded on road behind car (all day, every day when i was 17-18)
2. Was first on the scene to a hit and run by a drunk driver. The guy was dead on impact, his socks flew off his feet he was hit so hard, and he was on his way to pick up his sons birthday present. It was the sadest thing ive ever been a part of. (the guy was hit on the street at 4:00am across from my apartment.) Months later, i got a new job and ended up WORKING WITH THE GIRL WHO HIT THE GUY!!!! Thats crazy man, and i hate her everyday i worked there.
3. OD on drugs.
4. Tons of huge concerts, tons of booze and drugs, life itself as an 18-20 year old was a story out of a movie.
5. The craziest thing ever ive done in my life is settled down. If i compare my life now (wife, 1 year old son, family size NICE apartement, lots of wicked stuff) to before as mentioned, its probably the craziest change a person could go through (all for my girl). sorry for sounding sappy, but its true.

[Comical]

1. Took 26 stitches to my sack/balls after getting 1400 volts of electricity in the forementioned area. (Yes, i was lucky and i'm fine... but OUCH!)

2. Used to work in a skyscraper, when it was under construction, crazy heights i tell you! (HSB Turning Torso (http://www.turningtorso.com))

3. Four idiots tried to rob me and i whooped their asses, all four of them... (and i'm not a violent person, just very big & tall)

4. Bought a Playstation 1 console (Pure crappyness)

5. Bought three Playstation 2 consoles. (bought one, played a game, sold the crap then repeated the procedure two more times just to realise what a crap-console it really is)


Will probably buy a Playstation 3 console and later realise that Sony still is crap. But hey, that's life... :vollkomme

That 1st one made me laugh lmao. You're probably unfertile now.. xD

[Jacksmith28]

That 1st one made me laugh lmao. You're probably unfertile now.. xD

That first one made me moan with agony!!! That had to hurt!!! May I ask how it happend? MAbye I dont want to know...

[Fanta]

1.) Not stopping after I was told to by my friends, ended up getting stitches above my left eye.


What do you mean? not stopping what? lol. Sorry i couldnt figure it out :S

[MasterAchilles]

1. Took apart my Xbox and tried to install a mod chip to realize I had no f*#@ing idea what I was doing. Later I went to go buy a new Xbox.
2. Fell off my bike and into a tree.
3. Lied to Sony about breaking my PSP by downloading their crappy update when it actually fell on the floor and the screen got scratched up. (They sent me a new one.:biggrin: )
4. Pee behind a tree
5. Yet to occur.

[FLANKER 5]

1.set my neighbors tree on fire, with fireworks

2.threw a brick in the road, and watched cars tires hit it..

3.ran shirt-less through my schools hallway(bad idea)

4.set my friends tree house on fire with fireworks, again...

5.made a molotov ****tail (those are so sweet)

[KH0RNE]

1.on a dare i tired to buy beer from a 7-11 at 1:00 in the morning wearing nothing but a tube sock (yeah i was FUBR)
2.broke into a golf course and played bumper cars with golf carts before ''parking'' them in a pond
3. me and a friend ran over 7 mail boxes leaving a party (FUBR again)
4. played paintball in only a mask, boots and my boxers
5. set myself on fire when my potato gun blew up (i didn't let the pvc glue dry long enough)

[Comical]

What do you mean? not stopping what? lol. Sorry i couldnt figure it out :S

I was making myself pass out excessively, by doing this trick thingy, then I started doing it to much, they told me to stop and I was like "Ok let me do it one more time" next thing you knew I fell and gashed my eye on their bed leg. :banghead:

[StoFFe_SwedeN]

That first one made me moan with agony!!! That had to hurt!!! May I ask how it happend? MAbye I dont want to know...

It hurt like hell. I was climbing from one roof to another on a TV-antenna when i suddenly slipped and hit something.

And no, i'm not infertile, that was the first thing they checked at the hospital after the surgery. Lucky me... :smile:

[Comical]

It hurt like hell. I was climbing from one roof to another on a TV-antenna when i suddenly slipped and hit something.

And no, i'm not infertile, that was the first thing they checked at the hospital after the surgery. Lucky me... :smile:

Now I'm wondering, how did they check to see your fertile level? lmao

[StoFFe_SwedeN]

Now I'm wondering, how did they check to see your fertile level? lmao

How should i know? I'm not a doctor. They could've lied to me but since my ex got pregnant, and i assume i'm the only one who f#¤%ed her, i know for sure everything's working downstairs. :nurse:

[Comical]

Lmao lmao.

xDD That's still funny.

[StoFFe_SwedeN]

Lmao lmao.

xDD That's still funny.

Maybe looking back on it now it's a little funny, back then, not so funny... trust me. :Proud:

[MostWanted]

Damn, dude! Getting it in the thingy hurts. How did you survive?

[Grindstone]

1. Practice drive-by shootings (yeah, real guns n all)
2. Rock climbing without gear
3. Eat boiled pig's face, horse liver, cow guts, bugs (damn 3rd world countries and their "specialty meals")
4. Steal weapons from cars/buildings
5. Steal a hundred pounds or more of candy from a concession stand, being chased by the police, and getting sick off the loot.

Meh, I am sure there is more, but this is what I remember off the top of my head.

[StoFFe_SwedeN]

Damn, dude! Getting it in the thingy hurts. How did you survive?

I just did, luck i guess.

[MostWanted]

Update: I pist on a main street.

[Æ N I M A 4 6 N 2]

1. Getting taken away from Aliens having them probed my ass causing me to **** fire when I fart. Oh, and Frank likes to sell Ice cream to children when we comes around. Now only in he had preparation H.

2.Riding on the back on ATV with my brother-n-law going 65mph on muddy waters over the topping 40ft hills. E=M2 Squared as a mathmatical term which should of gave me the light bulb in my head when going through muddy waters, you tend to get wet and slippery after going over and over. And thank you friction for not being there on the last turn around. I fall back landing on my tale bone..............was it worth it.....................you can say so............but not for me.

3. Starting a Moshpit with the High School football team and my friends, yup felt that for a good week. They ask me if I want to join the team after getting tossed "**** no" my ribs hurt now and i dont care for school sports, but hell lets mosh some more please.

4. Made a MRE Bomb "Meal's ready to eat, you can pick them up when you sign you're life to die in the army or any sur-plus store". Put a little to much tape and a little to much H2O and alittle to much MRE crate mix. Waited a little to much time, and gave a little to much power to my Axe. Causing to explode with a big burst having all the acid hitting everywhere which was very deadly with the toxic air that came aswell. All of this on Ft. Irwin base.

5. Got bord at work and started to fall asleep, then out of know where I stapled my finger. Before that got in to a car and push the lighter to see if it worked but didnt light up "yup it worked" and burn myself with a boil growing out of it. Then before that, got a fight with my brother-n-law and got kicked there aswell. As I look at it now, me and finger have been alot together, im surprised that its still here