Shoutbox Funnies..

[shane32Eire]

Shoutbox Funnies..

This probably won't work but w/e.
Just thought it might be good if the real good/wierd/funny convo's in the SB were posted for all to see.
like if its realy wierd or funny, or if somone gets burnt good.

Cause alot of people miss the golden convos that go on in that crazy shout-box.
so every few days and such someone will post a convo they thought was class, getting it from archive as its going on or over w/e.

BE pretty funny to see what somone talks about late at night, or when someone gets burnt and such, be bit of craic to see it posted, so eveyone can see it.

[packermatt7]

When is the shoutbox not weird/funny? lol.

[shane32Eire]

Here's an example, just the origion of this thread:


Today 10:53 PM no anaesthesia
well that just made no sense to me
Today 10:53 PM shane32Eire
i think we should start a SB funnies thread
Today 10:53 PM shane32Eire
......
Today 10:52 PM no anaesthesia
why hand to EYE coordination
Today 10:52 PM shane32Eire
damnit where is everyone gone!
Today 10:52 PM shane32Eire
then the hands are on duty and its full hand to eye co-ordination
Today 10:51 PM shane32Eire
unless it takes to long to shoot my ****
Today 10:51 PM shane32Eire
if im having a lazy peddler i tend to wrist it up, and not bother with full ***** *****
Today 10:50 PM no anaesthesia
what you doing today ? oh nothing much just wristing it
Today 10:50 PM shane32Eire
*writes in journal*
Today 10:50 PM shane32Eire
thats my new saying
Today 10:50 PM shane32Eire
wristing it up lol, where did that come from
Today 10:50 PM no anaesthesia
this always happens me and shane discuss jacking it or ladyboys or something like that and rude ******* just leave
Today 10:49 PM shane32Eire
depends if ur stroking the *****. or just wristing it up on the top and ****
Today 10:49 PM boom!headshot
hmm, i wonder why everyone left the shoutbox...
Today 10:49 PM no anaesthesia
if you use a full hand motion instead of just wrist motion you reach higher spm whilst remaining stamina
Today 10:48 PM shane32Eire
stroke like a mad man and watch it fly
Today 10:48 PM shane32Eire
my technique is the greek way of aristotle
Today 10:48 PM no anaesthesia
that depends on your technique
Today 10:47 PM shane32Eire
the more SPM the more u are wrecked and the more your wrist hurts
Today 10:47 PM boom!headshot
lol
Today 10:47 PM shane32Eire
SPM determines the tiredness post peddler
Today 10:46 PM no anaesthesia
and how does spm have anything to do with anything?
Today 10:45 PM shane32Eire
meh

[Jacksmith28]

Good idea, this will be fun to see. I'll keep an eye open when I sleep tonight lol.

[BRUTAL1TY]

lol the ideas never cease to amaze me

[NVR 20]

lol thats hilarious. good idea shane btw.

[7thdeadlysin]

See, we should have started this game along time ago...we've missed some really funny ones, I suggest people search through the archive.

[shane32Eire]

shane32Eire
scott smacks his sack with a 7 iron
19-06-2007 02:29 AM Scotracer
Nothing, really.
19-06-2007 02:29 AM MalohiTafataha
Your PS3?
19-06-2007 02:29 AM MalohiTafataha
Easily
19-06-2007 02:29 AM shane32Eire
a 7 iron
19-06-2007 02:29 AM shane32Eire
that would just raise the bpm malo!
19-06-2007 02:29 AM MalohiTafataha
So what do you smack ur sack around with then scott?
19-06-2007 02:29 AM shane32Eire
breasts?
19-06-2007 02:29 AM shane32Eire
i perfer man-hoer
19-06-2007 02:28 AM Scotracer
Shut it you, you man-slut
MalohiTafataha
So what do you benchmark your BPM to then?
19-06-2007 02:26 AM Scotracer
Because I have no idea what you're on about
19-06-2007 02:26 AM Scotracer
Remember, most sexual innuendos don't work on me!
19-06-2007 02:26 AM MalohiTafataha
Like a hot tub
19-06-2007 02:26 AM MalohiTafataha
Once ur in ... It's like you want to fall asleep
19-06-2007 02:26 AM shane32Eire
nice wet soggy foamy water
19-06-2007 02:25 AM Scotracer
....
19-06-2007 02:25 AM shane32Eire
foamy water if ur a good swimmer
19-06-2007 02:25 AM shane32Eire
he hates the minge
MalohiTafataha
Always warm water
19-06-2007 02:25 AM Scotracer
I'll take your word for it
19-06-2007 02:25 AM shane32Eire
lol
19-06-2007 02:25 AM Scotracer
lol
19-06-2007 02:25 AM MalohiTafataha
Beaver creek is the coolest
19-06-2007 02:25 AM MalohiTafataha
WHAT!
19-06-2007 02:25 AM Scotracer
No...and never plan on
19-06-2007 02:24 AM Scotracer
Where? When?
19-06-2007 02:24 AM MalohiTafataha
So Scott you have never taken a dip in beaver creek?
Scotracer
Why the hell do you think I'm single?!
19-06-2007 02:24 AM shane32Eire
cept me!
19-06-2007 02:24 AM shane32Eire
ball-less is the medical term
19-06-2007 02:24 AM Scotracer
No...celebacy is a choice
19-06-2007 02:23 AM MalohiTafataha
You are celebate

[Pepper Jack]

this stuff is hilarious shane...

i think a good one would be the time that some chick came in and elder thought she was from dateline and persecuted her while 7th tried hooking up with her. its in the archives but there is no way im digging it up....any takers? lol

[Kona Palangi]

Originally Posted by AlexJunglist

this stuff is hilarious shane...

i think a good one would be the time that some chick came in and elder thought she was from dateline and persecuted her while 7th tried hooking up with her. its in the archives but there is no way im digging it up....any takers? lol

HAHAHA and watch 7th try to spit game all over again HAHAHAHA

BTW Shane ... That **** should have stayed in the archive man!

[7thdeadlysin]

NO, don't do that...I was desperate...that's all, I'm so lonely lol

[shane32Eire]

Originally Posted by MalohiTafataha

BTW Shane ... That **** should have stayed in the archive man!

NEVER!! Don't be ashamed of your ramblings on the ol'SB she is a harsh mistress

[7thdeadlysin]

Start at the bottom

Don_Rico
Seriosuly... why would you urinate on floors?
Today 04:42 PM no anaesthesia
see you danny 23
Today 04:42 PM shane32Eire
remember the wise words in sb 2night
Today 04:41 PM boom!headshot
bye Billy!
Today 04:41 PM Don_Rico
You're nasty.
Today 04:41 PM shane32Eire
laters 3.14
Today 04:41 PM shane32Eire
no
Today 04:41 PM no anaesthesia
i go bye
Today 04:41 PM Scotracer
****ted sounds so gay
Today 04:41 PM shane32Eire
lol
Today 04:41 PM boom!headshot
lol
Today 04:41 PM 7thdeadlysin
I ****ted on the floor
Today 04:41 PM 7thdeadlysin
I thought it was ****ted
Today 04:41 PM shane32Eire
yet it isnt censored lol
Today 04:41 PM boom!headshot
really scott?
Today 04:40 PM Scotracer
The past-tense of ****, Boom
Today 04:40 PM shane32Eire
was gas
Today 04:40 PM shane32Eire
he left them on bench so i pissedonthem joking and i ruined them
Today 04:40 PM boom!headshot
shat lol.
Today 04:40 PM 7thdeadlysin
and a teacher made me mad, so I went into the bathroom and pissed all over the floor on purpose
Today 04:40 PM shane32Eire
i pissed on my mates books once lol
Today 04:40 PM boom!headshot
[Today 04:38 PM] Scotracer: What...you shat on the floor...............?
Today 04:39 PM Scotracer
I'm surrounded by morons!
Today 04:39 PM Scotracer
*sigh*
Today 04:39 PM 7thdeadlysin
I remember, I started at one urinal pissing, and went all the way down to the far end, pissing in every one, lol
Today 04:38 PM boom!headshot
lol
Today 04:38 PM shane32Eire
u sicko
Today 04:38 PM shane32Eire
no!
Today 04:38 PM 7thdeadlysin
...lol
Today 04:38 PM Scotracer
What...you shat on the floor...............?
Today 04:37 PM 7thdeadlysin
lmao!!!
Today 04:37 PM shane32Eire
priceless
Today 04:37 PM shane32Eire
the looks i got when walking out lol
Today 04:37 PM shane32Eire
was gas clean girls jacks, with me sitting in middle having a massive ****
Today 04:36 PM shane32Eire
hell no scott, bullys are gay
Today 04:36 PM Scotracer
Never would've guessed
Today 04:36 PM shane32Eire
birds*
Today 04:36 PM Scotracer
Wow...you were a school-yard bully?
Today 04:35 PM shane32Eire
best years of ur life im telling ya
Today 04:35 PM boom!headshot
lol
Today 04:35 PM shane32Eire
we done it when we wanted to miss classes, and didnt want to be seen walking around corridors
Today 04:34 PM 7thdeadlysin
lmao
Today 04:34 PM shane32Eire
a few of us used to hang out in it waiting for 1st years to come in, so we could mess with them. take there bag and put it in jacks and throw water all over them and kick them when they pissed in urinals was great
Today 04:33 PM 7thdeadlysin
one of my dads friends would get so bombed and fall asleep on the pot
Today 04:33 PM boom!headshot
lol
Today 04:33 PM shane32Eire
id spend 30mins sitting on can
Today 04:32 PM shane32Eire
and i used to miss a class i didnt like by having massive dump
Today 04:32 PM no anaesthesia
oh nevermind back to discussing ****ting in public

[shane32Eire]

The maturity of the Shoutbox is classy.

[Kona Palangi]

Start from bottom to top.


shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] yous two ever serious?
Today 01:01 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] That was a stupid question
Today 01:01 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] No
Today 01:01 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] sheep sex
Today 01:01 PM ElderScroller27
[Edit | Delete] you dont want to help keep america safe?
Today 01:01 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] hopefully ill sleep
Today 01:01 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] agghhhhh
Today 01:01 PM ElderScroller27
[Edit | Delete] help us test flight security!
Today 01:00 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] em... no eldar lol
Today 01:00 PM ElderScroller27
[Edit | Delete] we'll report how ''unstable'' you were online to see if they respond to you on the flight
Today 01:00 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] so im hoping itys nice over there
Today 01:00 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] its crappy here, real bad weather for some reason
Today 01:00 PM ElderScroller27
[Edit | Delete] just as an experiment shane give us the flight # and departure time...
Today 01:00 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] whats the weather like over there? me uncle said it was decent
Today 12:59 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] rule no.5 dont mention bush,bomb,**** and yank bastard in same sentance
Today 12:59 PM ElderScroller27
[Edit | Delete] They will love the accent shane. but the oozing Herpe's sores on your face will be the deal breaker
Today 12:59 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] life saving rule
Today 12:58 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] Good rule
shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] rule no.4 keep away from SLC home of the morman king
Today 12:58 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] u scared shaney?
Today 12:58 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] thoughts*
Today 12:58 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] rule no.3 keep thought to self
Today 12:58 PM ElderScroller27
[Edit | Delete] new rules after that time you got near an electrical outlet?
Today 12:58 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] dont listen to shane
Today 12:58 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] rule no.2 dont act like i do here, i will go to jail
Today 12:57 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] rule no.1
Today 12:57 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] but im not allowed stick my willy in anything
Today 12:57 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] its killer in eastern europe so ill test it over there
Today 12:56 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] ill chat up some american birds, see if they like my accent
Today 12:56 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] its decent
Today 12:56 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] im looking at asian porn
Today 12:56 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] trevor? my name is Malo AKA MAO
Today 12:55 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] 3 6 mafia ftw
Today 12:55 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] w/e trevor
Today 12:55 PM ElderScroller27
[Edit | Delete] that would be a cool Gamertag. Sippin on Syrup
Today 12:55 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] I recommend that strongly
Today 12:55 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] A chata****up
Today 12:55 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] american stuff
Today 12:55 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] anything like food or drink yous reccomend?
Today 12:55 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] NYQUIL FTW!!!
Today 12:54 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] no lol
Today 12:54 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] Sippin on some syrup
Today 12:54 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] i wana try this weak ass US beer
Today 12:54 PM ElderScroller27
[Edit | Delete] he'll be chugging cough syrup like a hobo
Today 12:54 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] a fake Ireland ID?
Today 12:54 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] and have fake id ready just in case
Today 12:54 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] OH NOES!!!!!!!
Today 12:54 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] i look older so ill be fine
Today 12:54 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] What will Shane the lush do w/o beer?
Today 12:54 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] OH NOES
Today 12:53 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] i just thought ill be underage over there!! lol
Today 12:53 PM ElderScroller27
[Edit | Delete] shane aren't ou half american already?
Today 12:53 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] 2 wrongs make a right?
Today 12:53 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] how little you know my vegtable chum
Today 12:53 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] *sigh*
Today 12:53 PM MalohiTafataha
[Edit | Delete] you have done a fine enough job of getting brainwashed where you are at so no worries
Today 12:53 PM shane32Eire
[Edit | Delete] 2 wrongs make a right malo

[shane32Eire]

Read from bottom to top

[friedkarma]

^^^^^^
Truly one of the funniest moments in SB history. well done danny boy.

[Pepper Jack]

cut my laughter off the top will you you son of a *****?! see if i laugh at one of your hilarious jokes ever again!