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Old 23-08-2007, 10:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Yeah, I'm bored, so I write this thread. Hopefully it will bring some lulz.

It goes like this, you write "I like my women like I like my..." and you add how you like your women!

I'll go first:

I like my women like I like my $2 Austrian hookers - Loose and Dry like the Mohave.

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Old 23-08-2007, 10:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Why do you have melons all over your díck? Ever see the movie American Pie? I fear there is a terrible similarity here...

I like my women like I like my salsa; hot and spicy, but with a good flavor.
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Old 23-08-2007, 10:15 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I like my women like I like my coffee...................ground up & in the freezer.
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Old 23-08-2007, 10:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I like women like I like my wife - Watch the baby while I play games.
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Old 23-08-2007, 10:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I like my women like I like my Cleveland Browns - plenty of holes to take advantage of.
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Old 23-08-2007, 10:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I like my women like I like my scotch..................16 years old & mixed with coke.
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Old 23-08-2007, 10:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I like my women like I like my Muffins....plump and full of a variation of suprises.
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Old 23-08-2007, 01:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I like my women like I like my melons - in my pants.

Is it SFW enough now Mao?
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Old 23-08-2007, 01:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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If you were 16 yes but unfortunately you are not so that's a negative.
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Old 23-08-2007, 01:36 PM   #10 (permalink)
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The age of consent is 15 in Sweden...
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Old 23-08-2007, 01:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Guys please keep it clean or thread will have to go bye bye. Remember young kids on this site.
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Old 23-08-2007, 02:25 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I like my women like I like my spare tires - in the trunk

I like my women like I like my ravines - deep and wide

I like my women like I like my army corps - ready and willing
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Old 23-08-2007, 03:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I like my women like I like BioShock - beautiful and wet
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Old 23-08-2007, 05:20 PM   #14 (permalink)
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So they get even more dirty? LOL.
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Old 24-08-2007, 02:11 AM   #15 (permalink)
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i like my women how i like my prisoners...dangerous, yet under control
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I like my women like Arsenal FC....amazing and are good at team-work if you know what i mean lol

I like my women like Ice Cream so easy to lick..
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I like my women like I like my dishrags..................a little dirty, kinda smelly, full of holes, and always doing the dishes.
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I like my women like my coffee..... Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes behind a donkey.
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Old 24-08-2007, 09:50 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I like my women like I like my books - in a bookshelf.
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i like my women like i like my heroes...in a half shell with turtle power
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