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23-08-2007, 10:07 AM
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| | TOGHETER FOREVER
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 3,194 | I like my women like I like my... Yeah, I'm bored, so I write this thread. Hopefully it will bring some lulz.
It goes like this, you write "I like my women like I like my..." and you add how you like your women!
I'll go first:
I like my women like I like my $2 Austrian hookers - Loose and Dry like the Mohave.
Last edited by Kona Palangi : 23-08-2007 at 10:16 AM.
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23-08-2007, 10:13 AM
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| | Emeritus Mod
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,879 | Why do you have melons all over your díck? Ever see the movie American Pie? I fear there is a terrible similarity here...
I like my women like I like my salsa; hot and spicy, but with a good flavor. |
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23-08-2007, 10:15 AM
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#3 (permalink)
| | Xbox 360 Freak
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 1,389 | I like my women like I like my coffee...................ground up & in the freezer. |
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23-08-2007, 10:23 AM
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| | Gone with the Wind
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 5,235 | I like women like I like my wife - Watch the baby while I play games. |
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23-08-2007, 10:26 AM
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| | ...needs more cowbell
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,941 | I like my women like I like my Cleveland Browns - plenty of holes to take advantage of.
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23-08-2007, 10:28 AM
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#6 (permalink)
| | Xbox 360 Freak
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 1,389 | I like my women like I like my scotch..................16 years old & mixed with coke. |
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23-08-2007, 10:48 AM
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#7 (permalink)
| | Stay Red
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,576 | I like my women like I like my Muffins....plump and full of a variation of suprises. |
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23-08-2007, 01:01 PM
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#8 (permalink)
| | TOGHETER FOREVER
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 3,194 | I like my women like I like my melons - in my pants.
Is it SFW enough now Mao? |
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23-08-2007, 01:32 PM
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| | Gone with the Wind
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 5,235 | If you were 16 yes but unfortunately you are not so that's a negative. |
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23-08-2007, 01:36 PM
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| | TOGHETER FOREVER
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 3,194 | The age of consent is 15 in Sweden... |
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23-08-2007, 01:38 PM
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| | Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 2,154 | Guys please keep it clean or thread will have to go bye bye. Remember young kids on this site.
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23-08-2007, 02:25 PM
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#12 (permalink)
| | Incognito
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 415 | I like my women like I like my spare tires - in the trunk
I like my women like I like my ravines - deep and wide
I like my women like I like my army corps - ready and willing
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23-08-2007, 03:15 PM
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| | Indie Aficionado
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,919 | I like my women like I like BioShock - beautiful and wet
__________________ [Today 04:15 PM] Pepper Jack: you daze me jake [Today 11:25 PM] 7thdeadlysin: et tu Brut? |
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23-08-2007, 05:20 PM
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#14 (permalink)
| | Stay Red
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,576 | So they get even more dirty? LOL. |
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24-08-2007, 02:11 AM
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| | the 5th vandal
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 3,770 | i like my women how i like my prisoners...dangerous, yet under control
__________________ someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets |
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24-08-2007, 02:51 AM
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| | Site Gooner.
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,121 | I like my women like Arsenal FC....amazing and are good at team-work if you know what i mean  lol
I like my women like Ice Cream so easy to lick..
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Last edited by oli : 24-08-2007 at 02:53 AM.
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24-08-2007, 04:41 AM
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#17 (permalink)
| | Xbox 360 Freak
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 1,389 | I like my women like I like my dishrags..................a little dirty, kinda smelly, full of holes, and always doing the dishes. |
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24-08-2007, 04:50 AM
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#18 (permalink)
| | ?
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 3,495 | I like my women like my coffee..... Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes behind a donkey.
__________________ LIVERPOOL 5 - 3 ARSENAL Anfield, 08-04-2008, Day to remember in Footy history, best game of football ever seen on modern tellys, and best team in Europe steamrolled towards their 3rd final in 4 years. |
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24-08-2007, 09:50 AM
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#19 (permalink)
| | TOGHETER FOREVER
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 3,194 | I like my women like I like my books - in a bookshelf. |
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24-08-2007, 09:53 AM
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#20 (permalink)
| | the 5th vandal
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 3,770 | i like my women like i like my heroes...in a half shell with turtle power
__________________ someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets |
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