Share your fun/funny bus stories - Page 3

Spartan1127 · 24-04-2008, 02:34 PM

And the war is ignited.

rabbitc · 24-04-2008, 04:06 PM

Hardly.
What's the worst that can happen? He'll jump on a bus for a 'revenge wank'?

bevo1981 · 24-04-2008, 04:08 PM

no. worst is that he'll think of you next time he wanks and yell out your name.

rabbitc · 24-04-2008, 04:16 PM

lol - well I am dead sexy. Although it'd be a bit of a burn on his 'bird' - wouldn't it?

24-04-2008, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabbitc

Enjoy you bus wanking, geek.

tut,tut. schoolboy error.

You were gearing for a good burn there, but you runied it be calling someone a geek, also the post was a bit longwinded think you may be putting to much effort into your posts, still though without the 'geek' part it woulda been a decent burn.

Also asking me if i want a medal for mentioning I have a bird is void when you start stating all the times you done it and on what asian airway.

bevo1981 · 24-04-2008, 05:56 PM

.geek.

rabbitc · 24-04-2008, 05:58 PM

lol - whatever mate. The 'burn' started and finished with you confessing to masturbating on a public bus. You Ashton Kutchered your own ass, bud - you don't need any help from me.

Also, point of order - when you're talking to someone about 'schoolboy errors' - perhaps you might try running a spellchecker on your post first??

Just a thought.

Anyways, I'm sure you'll have some great burn for me planned though, right?
I await in eager anticipation.

...and for the record - I don't know what you called them when you were in high school, but back in the day for me - dirty little perverts that wanked in corners were most certainly 'geeks'

What's next - you gonna start bragging about skid marks on your tighty-whities?

Sheesh!

xxCHANCEx52xx · 24-04-2008, 06:47 PM

encore

Blasterpez · 24-04-2008, 06:57 PM

yeah! anchorage to hong kong flight! anchorage ftw! how can you fit 2 people in a airline bathroom. i had to take my 2 year old to pee on a flight to NJ, and dang, we both barely fit. wasn't sure i could get his diaper back on. yes he was wearing a diaper and i took him to pee...potty training.

xxCHANCEx52xx · 24-04-2008, 06:59 PM

maby it was a big bathroom (first class)

bevo1981 · 24-04-2008, 07:20 PM

oooo nice. so rab's trying to flaunt his money at us.

rabbitc · 25-04-2008, 03:15 AM

Where there's a will - there's a way. - Actually, Economy on Cathay Pacific is better than some airline's business class. The bathrooms WERE pretty nice.