funny GTA stories

[ElderScroller27]

Joining into a free for all match and talking one of the other players into (letting you ride shotgun) and teaming up. the unsuspecting noob pull shis car to a stop next to you and you promptly jack it and drive away!

[Pepper Jack]

elder, stop spamming to get this free game, the constant ding of email notifications for new posts every 3 seconds is hurting my ears

[hedaikes]

I have two.. First one goes first:

I joined a free mode game with PJ and Nick and they were all teaming up against the cops. So I jack a motorcycle and start racing down the street right in front of PJ. I'm busting out wheelies and you know the bridges that connect either side of the streets? Well I was shooting up those and getting massive air, landing right and everything.. Along comes PJ right behind me, we're now side by side and we have like 6 cops behind us and this sucker rams me into the side wall f*cking my **** up and I fall of the off my bike and get murdered by the cops chasing him. =(



2nd one:

This story takes place right after, I stock up on weapons and such and head out to kill him. I'm so far from him, like on another island. So I plan out where he's heading to and try to cut him off. He drives past me with an ass load of cops behind him and I follow. His car gets wrecked and he runs off into a parking lot of an apartment complex and then he gets in a car(cops didn't follow him in there) I come seizing my opportunity and smash into his car, with my car in front of his, I get out and go behind my car, pistol out while he's still in his car he just jacked. We both AIM and open fire at one another! But the funniest thing is there is an innocent bystander right in between us and we light her ass up solid, I put atleast 12-15 shots in her from my pistol, PJ maybe like 30-40 since he was using an uzi. And the ***** bites the curb and goes down dramatically and slowly as we continue to shoot at one another.. it was too damn funny. I got my revenge though. I used that ***** as a human shield

And those are my two stories.

[Pepper Jack]

lmao yeah man i was wondering why my first 30 or so bullets didn't kill you then i realised there was some unlucky ***** stood between us getting filled full of holes haha

man i was playing today and came accross a limo sitting in an alleyway, normally this would just be a random parked limo but this one had its lights on so i thought wtf is goin on? so i slowly pulled up to the front of the limo and shot the driver in the face for some fun and some rich dude in a suit and some skanky ass hooker sprinted from the back seat and ran down the street, i laughed my ass off so hard lol

the other day when i was playing online with hedaikes and shadow (the same game that he just mentioned in the previous post) he hunted me down again after we'd just peppered that bitches ass by accident and just before hedaikes turned up to shoot my ass shadow pulled up in a cavalcade (escalade) to pick me up and give me a ride, i'm stood outside the car in the drivers side about to run round to the other side to get in the car when hedaikes comes flying in and gets outta his car. he starts shooting me and i start shooting him but because we're firing through shadows car at eachother his ass gets caught in the crossfire and when he's got like 2 bits of health left he yells "whoa whoa whoa what's goin on?!" and starts pulling away but the big ass car has such lame acceleration that he'd driving away at like 2mph and winds up getting killed in the crossfire, it looked like he was trying to escape death in a milkfloat. me and hedaikes laughed so hard lol

[Regiquaza]

Once a guy (NPC) was carrying a bag after shopping, but suddenly he dropped it and ran away just to get a hot dog from a hot dog seller ;p

[Pepper Jack]

Originally Posted by Regiquaza

Once a guy (NPC) was carrying a bag after shopping, but suddenly he dropped it and ran away just to get a hot dog from a hot dog seller ;p

lol that must have been one sweet ass hotdog!

[Pepper Jack]

today i saw my favorite car in my favorite colour so i had no choice other than to steal it and kill the driver. so i pulled the dude outta the car and killed him and saw it was a hasidic jew, i got into the car and the hasid was listening to death metal

[YourBoss1337]

Heh, a good one i've had is stealing some random soccer mom van (i was being chased by the cops so i didn't have many options), when i pulled the driver out it was some old lady, and when i got in it was some rap station with constant swearing, loved that one.

Another good one was when one of my friends showed me a glitch where he flew through a tall building (with a chopper of course), and then when i tried i went about halfway into the wall and then got launched straight out, flipped upside down, and crashed into a cop car (we both blew up of course).

[Frostxrebel]

I only have 1 funny story and it happens in LBCS on the PSP.

okay I was on this mission where I am supposed to take pictures of the dude dressed up in embarresuing clothing. I got to close and he in stead of running into the van and hiding started chasing me with a pistol wearing a diaper. I had tried the scenario befroe and this was the first time he had done that.

other than that the only other gta game I find appealing ins San Andreas.
Best story and best sound strack and I found a yeti near the monster trucks area in the mountains and saw like 500 plane crashes into cars on the free way...hehe just like the LA.

[rbzsfg]

It was tough to do, but I got my helicopter to crash into the police chopper at just the right time so that we would both explode in mid-air.

[YourBoss1337]

I was just recently playing singleplayer, and i decided to get myself 4 stars and hole up in the hospital... It works until you get 4 guys with shotguns blasting you (and then your corpse) to pieces.