space marine awaked from deep sleep
space marine realizes he has a mostly naked digital chick on his arm
space marine kills lots of bad guys w bad aim
space marine realizes he prefers talking to naked digital chick
aliens kidnap digital chick
space marine, pissed becuse he thought he was going to get some, goes and rescues digital chick, killing thousands of innocent alien children's parents along the way
space marine doesnt get any.
space marine saves earth, killing thousands more innocent vacationing aliens in new mombasa
space marine still doesnt get any
space marine doesnt even get a statue in his honor... obama already has statues in his honor.. space marine is pissed.
space marine says "**** it" and goes back into cyber sleep.
the end.
interesting story
