funnyest things heard while playing your xbox360

[Da.Deliverer]

my funny moment happened today on Pro Evo 5, i was in a match with some kid from scotland, i had scored a lucky goal in the first minute of the game but after that if had been really close then he scored a corker of a goal. so the score after half time is 1-1, we keep playing then i start a brill run i get just to the outside of the box and i see his defender coming in from behind, he slides in and takes me down his player gets a red and i get a free kick. now a bit of history I ABSOLUTLY SUCK AT FREE KICKS but this time i was possesed but the spirit of david beckham (england "Soccer" player for you americans) and i curled it in to the top corner i almost cried since it was the 82nd minute and had surly won the match, he started complaining but i ignored him. so he kicks off and i take possesion of the ball i go on another run and get to the outside of his box again, again i go to pass the ball to a striker when he slides me again this time injuring my player and getting another red card, so here we are free kick outside of the box almost the same place as before now remeber I ABSOLUTLY SUCK AT FREE KICKS the first on was a total fluke and there is no way i can repeat the shot................!!!!GOAL!!!! i score a fantastic goal off the crossbar i can't believe it i shot "GET IN" down the mic the score is now 3-1 i have to win now i think to myself, then the guy loses it he starts calling me a hacker and i must of cheated "no one can score two freekicks like that". now i won't lie and say it was talent they were flukes just like the first goal. well it's the 90th minute i'm about to win and the coward shouts off some abuse at me he said somit about my mother being a whore then he dissconects from the game. i couldn't stop laughin

moral of the story IT'S JUST A FREAKIN' GAME

[Shotty]

Ya those damn kids, they need to have better sportsmen ship. Well with 360 atleast you can leave feedback and maybe if a few years you can avoid all the kids on live. Maybe. I hate those kids that swear on top of their lungs I wish MS had a patent that magically blocks all swear words.

[hairygoat]

yeah, i hate that there is so many kids on xbox live, it really is irratating, i was playin COD2 online, and i was coming first then this wee group of kids start mouthing off saying "stop ****ing killing people you ****ing ***got", i mean, the point of the game is to kill the enemy, im hardly going to stand there and die, haha.

[cablekiller]

Funniest thing I heard was playing Marble Blast on Live. Some guy kept using this German voice talking about his "man bosoms".

[xboxdude333]

one time me and my friend were playing 25 to life on live and my friend started tasing people and he got cussed off bacly