funnyest things heard while playing your xbox360

paymon · 05-03-2006, 07:08 PM

funnyest things heard while playing your xbox360-
it can be while eating or just simply on LIVE.
whats your story?

FordGTGuy · 05-03-2006, 07:17 PM

me and my friend were sitting in the lobby of PGR3 and some little kid comes in and says "Are you guys racing?"

NVR 20 · 05-03-2006, 08:20 PM

my funniest story was i was playing halo 2 and some rude 10 yr old kids(yes i know thats sad) were cursing at the top of their lungs. some ones mom got on one kids mic and disciplined us all even though it was really 3 of the 10 kids in the party that were cursing. well i thought it was funny

pApA SmerF01 · 05-03-2006, 09:40 PM

once on Halo 2, me and a bunch of my friends came up against this guy with the name 0mike0dogg0 and my buddy kept making fun of his name....he plugged his mike in and said that if we didn't stop making fun of his name that he would bomb our house! can you say, "someone needs a chill pill"?

Myaxmatosis 803 · 05-03-2006, 10:26 PM

when your comrades on CoD pick up a grenade to throw it back and it blows up in their face.. Or when the enemy throws and grenade and they turn around and run like they just saw Jason.. OR, when the enemy throws a grenade and your comrades go and investigate and it blows up in their face also..

360rulz · 06-03-2006, 01:09 AM

lol once before i had it set to only have voice through the headset my mom yelled "guys watch the language" can you say "mom who gives a f*ck what you think when you're thousands of miles away?"

Vindictive · 06-03-2006, 11:10 AM

No idea why, but once I was playing world series of poker online, and this kid was being a complete tool.........and one of the guys says, "Ok, I'm going to insult the kid, you ready? It's a good one" and I'm like, "yeah man, let it rip"
So he says "Ok, here it goes......hey kid......hey kid.. You listening? Hey, do you like Root Beer?"
That was his put down......and for some reason, it was the funniest thing to me at the time, I made it my own put down, for all those stupid screaming kids out there, that's what I say. Cause they have NO reply, everytime, and I just laugh at them. hahaha........
Do you like root beer?

Æ N I M A 4 6 N 2 · 06-03-2006, 11:42 AM

This was just the funnyest thing that ever happen to me. I was playing halo2 late at night with one of my friends, it was a custom match on lockout with only snipers (no scope). The room was only five people including me. We were playing for real and some people stared to join are match. The room got filled with max 16 players. At this point the game was becoming anarchy and some people were getting mad that one player was camping on top of the base (where the sniper is at in a real match making game) scoping. Some guy told him he was cheaten, Then out of now were the guy said NO I F*** DID IT with like a loud flimboyent voice. Then every one was LOL. Then they were making fun of him since he sounded like a kid. The guy starts say LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE. He kept yelling over and over. We asked how old he was, he told us 23. And we stared laughing agian. The he went crazy again, Curseing us out and saying LEAVE ME THE F*** Alone, then two seconds later....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh. LOL. He was going crazy on us. Then he got booted, but some how he came back it. And he wouldnt just shut up.

Ill post other great story of mind later.

NVR 20 · 06-03-2006, 01:33 PM

o and one time i was playing head to head in halo and this guy asked me what button was shoot. i figured he was joking so i said R and then tried my very best. i soon found out that he wasnt kidding and that he kept throwing grenades because he thought L was R. he figured it out byt he time i had around 10 . he walked backwards sometimes and only got 10 bullet hits on me. i asked him if he just bought the game ad he said he plays it everyday since the day it came out and that hes the best out of all of his buddies. he said he focuses on glitches more. i was just happy that i got a free win

Magnet · 06-03-2006, 02:30 PM

I did this myself to some dude because I got bored.

I was on COD2, I was on the Americans, only me and someone else. So he's in a room and I'm at the doorway, he can't get out, yet their are windows their 9He doesn't notice this for a long time). We're playing capture the flag, he has the flag. He keeps running at me to get out but he can't. He begins to hit me with his gun (pressing right analog down), it was so hilarious. He eventually jumped out the window, then I chased him, threw grenades at him and hit him with my gun, you could tell how annoyed he was.

Fanta · 06-03-2006, 02:36 PM

some guy goes :" here you should go to pizza hut dude" and i say wtf? and he says "cos you just got paz0wned" lmao

NVR 20 · 06-03-2006, 03:04 PM

thats a stretch but funny

DimitriC2982 · 06-03-2006, 03:51 PM

haha some of these stories are crazy

n2pizza · 06-03-2006, 04:55 PM

for me its a 5 year old british kid cursing

Muln · 06-03-2006, 06:57 PM

i was playing pgr3 online and this guy goes "i would have done a lot better if i didnt mess up on so many of the turns" but for any1 who plays pgr3 knows the whole race depends on how you take turns and that is all it is is taking turns beacuase if the track was staight itd just depend on your car also this black girl i raced (not beging racist jsut saying) was like wazzz up my mofo and all these curses

Daboy · 06-03-2006, 09:42 PM

funniest moment so far whilst playing metal ball blast ultra in the arcade someone was singing hero by westlife or one of those boy bands

Oracle.Of.All · 07-03-2006, 02:11 AM

once i was playing on Xbox Connect, and the room name was "OSAMA BIN LADEN IS GOD" and these people where sticking themselves with grenades and running into us. it was so funny.

Ohira34 · 07-03-2006, 07:50 AM

my funniest story as of late is playing the outfit demo and being ze germans an riding in either the tractor or wheel barrow an rolling up on the opposite teams base. there is just something funny about a german officer being pushed in a wheelbarrow or riding a tractor.

gaz_berotten · 07-03-2006, 12:48 PM

Funnyest thing i ever heard was some bloke talking about this siamese cat he paid £1000 for. And then he said it was breed from the finest breeders and that he calls it lucy.

One user replied " you paid a £1000 for a cat what does it crap gold.

chubbs45 · 07-03-2006, 01:52 PM

ok best thing, this might be pretty long and confusing but here goes

so me and my three friends are in matchmaking on halo 2, and we get stuck with these level 40s so we all thought we were gunna get screwed over. but one of my friends new the guys in the other party, so instead of ass raping us we all just hung out on top of the base in Ivory Tower and just screwed around, while making sure our scores stayed even so it would end in a ty. anyway by the end of the game me and my one friend had like 4 stickies each so the last 20 seconds of the game we went crazy throwing all our grenades at the end of the game and ended up stil tying because the guys were so good

you really had to have been their for it to be funny, cause as soon as we came up with the plan we couldnt stop giggling like little school girls so yea