29-03-2007, 04:45 PM
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| The man cant keep me out!
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 2,455 | well, when the xbox5000 comes out, im gonna get the first "life simulator".. its gonna look just like a life(take that "Home"), in full VR supermega 7500p HD, with 4d glasses... exept, when i turn it off ill have permanently entered the realm of superdorkness from which there is no escape!!!.. haha
in this game, your wife/girlfriend turns into a sex craved supermodel, your crapped out car turns into a lamborghini, and your crappy appartment turns into a 50 room mansion.. all as you walk around!... yea.. and that crappy little dog your wife/girlfreind loves.. turns into a real dog!! huskies, danes,shepards, whatever you wish!! no more frikkin chiwahwahs!! infact, when it poops, it poops in the shape of that menacing little ankle humpin chihuahua!!
thats my game!
PS,
Watch out, EA is developing it, so that means every little thing is gonna be charged for.. feel like cheating on your supermodel wife with a hooker?? *why?*, the hooker is ingame, unfortunatly, the condoms to protect from the HIV marker above her head, are gonna cost you.. half of everything you own to that point, and a 20% residual take on your income.. and thats IF the condom works... lord oh lord, you dont want to know what EA will charge to get through that HIV simulator in one piece.....
hahaha.. ok.. so im in a good mood.. sue me!
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Last edited by remixFA : 29-03-2007 at 04:48 PM.
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