Top 5 Funnies movie lines of all time

IIJoshIII · 12-03-2007, 10:10 PM

1. No baby, dont bang the dillies. Sepatown. *Pootie Tang
2. Welcome to the party pal!(as Bruce Willis thrown frenchie off hotel) *Die Hard
3. When I get home, Im gonna slap your momma right in the mouth. *Smokey and the Bandit.
4. Im a mushroom cloud blowin motha f***a, motha f***a! *Pulp Fiction
5. F*** nigga what the f***!?!? Sh**, I shot Marvin in the face. *Pulp Fiction
6. (Have to add) English motha f***a! Do you speak it??!?! *Pulp Fiction
As you can see Pulp Fiction owns.

What movie lines make you laugh as hard as these make me laugh?

FlyACL · 12-03-2007, 10:16 PM

"Yeah, she was a ho... fooo shooo... "

13A77 · 17-03-2007, 12:32 PM

1. "it's pronounced DIRT boy, don't try to church it up" -Joe Dirt
2. "your a smelly pirate hooker, go back to whore island" -Anchorman
3. "My father accused chestnuts of being lazy" -Austin Powers 2
4. The "every Sp**m is sacred" song from Monty Pythons, Meaning Of Life
5. "Where the white women at?" -Blazing Saddles (The funniest movie ever made)

NVR 20 · 17-03-2007, 02:15 PM

Heres two from the boondock saints:

Yakavetta: I'm having a ****ty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Ni**er.
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Ni**er.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the ni**er "What do you want?" and the ni**er says, "I want all my ni**er brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and ni**ers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

2. Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bi**h.
Donna: What? Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

Mr. Hat · 19-06-2007, 12:33 PM

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f****** Peace Corps. (Animal House)
Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! (Animal House)
I'm a zit. Get it? (Animal House)
TOGA! TOGA!(Animal House)
Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.(Animal House)
All courtesy of Bluto

19-06-2007, 12:52 PM

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.

Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.
Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.
Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica after the news has just gone off the air] You've got a dirty whorish mouth.

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

and the list goes on....

Perceptor · 19-06-2007, 02:13 PM

"Oh man I shot Marvin in the face"--Vincent from Pulp Fiction
"You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?"---"Uh...no!"--Happy Gilmore
"It kills...just like pootie tang"--Scary Movie 3
"My Pshychaitrist said I should join the Army Reserve. Be all that I could be...on the weekends"--In The Army Now
"**** ROCKET!"--Orgazmo

friedkarma · 19-06-2007, 02:28 PM

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I could use a good ass kicking" My Cousin Vinny
"We're on a mission from God" Blues Brothers
"Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key" Caddyshack
Anything that comes out of the mouth of that loser Ben Afleck.

xxCHANCEx52xx · 29-07-2007, 07:14 PM

1. "I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me. That’s just something that I enjoy."boogie nights

2. "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."anchor man

3. "Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection." anchor man

4. "Smells like Bigfoot's dick!"anchor man

5. "Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy." anchor man

anchor man's prob the best movie ever made

Kona Palangi · 29-07-2007, 07:30 PM

Yeah the Shawshank Redemption or A Time to Kill can't hold a candle to Anchorman!!

Pepper Jack · 29-07-2007, 10:41 PM

"i never farted infront of renee, not once. last week i let one rip, today she dumps me" mallrats

Kona Palangi · 30-07-2007, 07:51 AM

Preach: "I'm just tryin' to do to white girls what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years."
Crazy Legs "Yeah, what's that?"
Preach: "**** 'em."

Bernie Mac - You ain't so tough now, little n***a. I hate your black bastards, you *stink*! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.

Preacher: And that's what God expects from His sheep, here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of the Road to Jericho Missionary Baptist Church of Zion! And I said Mount Cavalry! Huh! Y'all gonna help me!

Job Interviewer - Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill ****."

Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met?
Kids: Are you my daddy?

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

crusher310 · 13-08-2007, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxCHANCEx52xx

1. "I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me. That’s just something that I enjoy."boogie nights

2. "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."anchor man

3. "Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection." anchor man

4. "Smells like Bigfoot's dick!"anchor man

5. "Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy." anchor man

anchor man's prob the best movie ever made

Anchor Man is the best!

"I'M TRYING THIS NEW FAD CALLED JOGGING, OR PERHAPS 'YOGGING' WITH A SOFT J... APPERANTLY YOU JUST RUN." -Anchorman

"Agree to disagree" -Anchor Man

13-08-2007, 04:04 PM

I just noticed chancex52xx repeated the exact same quotes i posted about 2 posts above, lol.

Nice to see posters read the thread.