I like my women like I like my...

[Don_Rico]

Yeah, I'm bored, so I write this thread. Hopefully it will bring some lulz.

It goes like this, you write "I like my women like I like my..." and you add how you like your women!

I'll go first:

I like my women like I like my $2 Austrian hookers - Loose and Dry like the Mohave.

[Grindstone]

Why do you have melons all over your díck? Ever see the movie American Pie? I fear there is a terrible similarity here...

I like my women like I like my salsa; hot and spicy, but with a good flavor.

[hollywood21639]

I like my women like I like my coffee...................ground up & in the freezer.

[Kona Palangi]

I like women like I like my wife - Watch the baby while I play games.

[friedkarma]

I like my women like I like my Cleveland Browns - plenty of holes to take advantage of.

[hollywood21639]

I like my women like I like my scotch..................16 years old & mixed with coke.

[IIJoshIII]

I like my women like I like my Muffins....plump and full of a variation of suprises.

[Don_Rico]

I like my women like I like my melons - in my pants.

Is it SFW enough now Mao?

[Kona Palangi]

If you were 16 yes but unfortunately you are not so that's a negative.

[Don_Rico]

The age of consent is 15 in Sweden...

[Glock 19]

Guys please keep it clean or thread will have to go bye bye. Remember young kids on this site.

[7thdeadlysin]

I like my women like I like my spare tires - in the trunk

I like my women like I like my ravines - deep and wide

I like my women like I like my army corps - ready and willing

[BRUTAL1TY]

I like my women like I like BioShock - beautiful and wet

[IIJoshIII]

So they get even more dirty? LOL.

[Pepper Jack]

i like my women how i like my prisoners...dangerous, yet under control

[oli]

I like my women like Arsenal FC....amazing and are good at team-work if you know what i mean lol

I like my women like Ice Cream so easy to lick..

[hollywood21639]

I like my women like I like my dishrags..................a little dirty, kinda smelly, full of holes, and always doing the dishes.

I like my women like my coffee..... Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes behind a donkey.

[Don_Rico]

I like my women like I like my books - in a bookshelf.

[Pepper Jack]

i like my women like i like my heroes...in a half shell with turtle power