You know when you fart...

SPARTAN 1970 · 23-09-2007, 08:32 AM

You know when you fart some times mostly when sat down the fart dont just go but you can feel it between your ass cheeks..Whats the deal with that gotta be in the top 10 weird body functions of all time.

23-09-2007, 10:06 AM

Im guessing its the gas escaping from your fat ass, and you can feel it against your flab.

Did you know that 0.0002% of the earths air is made up of methane and thats all man/mammel made as no methane was in the air millions of years ago, i think its manily cows and you that cause it.

Scotracer · 23-09-2007, 10:11 AM

I might have guessed you'd be the first reply, shane

xxCHANCEx52xx · 23-09-2007, 07:57 PM

y r we talking about this

FLANKER 5 · 23-09-2007, 07:59 PM

23-09-2007, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by xxCHANCEx52xx

y r we talking about this

I know, its nearly as stupid as the 'UA blows' thread you created - which by the way doesn't exist anymore.

Glock 19 · 23-09-2007, 08:20 PM

Or the thread I deleted hrdone telling everyone he is grounded again lol.

IIJoshIII · 23-09-2007, 08:55 PM

One cool function is the.....
TEMPBAN for idiotic threads such as this!!!

Kona Palangi · 23-09-2007, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by IIJoshIII

One cool function is the.....
TEMPBAN for idiotic threads such as this!!!

You would have been banned ages ago if this were the case.

IIJoshIII · 23-09-2007, 10:15 PM

Eh? Too bad you can't ban yourself for your threads! OHOHOHOHHHOHHHHHHHHH!!! TSSSSSSSSS!!! BURRNNNNNN

FuriousThor · 23-09-2007, 11:03 PM

I feel dumber now

friedkarma · 24-09-2007, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Recon73

Or the thread I deleted hrdone telling everyone he is grounded again lol.

That's OK. Many of us were kept in the loop via Xbox Live.

Scotracer · 24-09-2007, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by friedkarma

That's OK. Many of us were kept in the loop via Xbox Live.

Yep...so, how on earth do I become an Xbox Live mod?

SPARTAN 1970 · 24-09-2007, 08:28 AM

This was just a random thought floating through my mind as I waited yet again for my slow ass computer to reboot after the power went offin our area you wont beleive the bordom half an hour with out the power can bring nearly got a book and read.
Any way here is another way to entertain your self.
Try rubbing you hands on your eyes (shut them) and you get a free fire works display cool.
Many more to follow

friedkarma · 24-09-2007, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SPARTAN 1970

Many more to follow

Please spare us. I think I speak for everyone when I say no one has any interest in threads like this.

oli · 24-09-2007, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by friedkarma

Please spare us. I think I speak for everyone when I say no one has any interest in threads like this.

errrmm speak for yourself freak

lol.

SPARTAN 1970 · 24-09-2007, 10:32 AM

Sausage and egg or bacon and egg?
Which is the best for morning snack mushrooms and blackpudding are opptional to taste oh and red or brown source .

24-09-2007, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SPARTAN 1970

Many more to follow

oh no! do we have another gaz_berotten in the making?

Kona Palangi · 24-09-2007, 12:37 PM

Why the **** is this thread still open? Charles you are slacking my friend!!!

24-09-2007, 12:53 PM

I hate sharts, you know when you fart but follow through a bit more then you wanted to, and theres slight soggyness to it.
But squarts are class, there the silent farts that are letal. And noones suspects you.

A new low? i think so