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03-11-2007, 10:16 AM
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#21 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by sportscrazed2  stop complaining and be happy you are having sex at all | What!!! Are you telling me the ladies dont dig your man boobs! | |
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03-11-2007, 10:30 AM
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#22 (permalink)
| | can i borrow a feeling?
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LMAO!!! BUUUURN!!! i heard the ladies love tweakin' the moobs
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03-11-2007, 10:58 AM
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#23 (permalink)
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Big mistakes:
not making any sounds at all
or pretty much crying and making it sound like it hurts (asians are famous for that)
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03-11-2007, 11:01 AM
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#24 (permalink)
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lol yeah that's a good point spartan, i've never ****ed an asian chick (although i'm dying to!) but when i see them in porn they are always silent or sound like they are in pain lol
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03-11-2007, 04:37 PM
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#25 (permalink)
| | TF2 Slut
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Yea, i wouldn't push an asian chick out of bed, but the whining and crying...iiii dont know sometimes i wonder
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03-11-2007, 04:39 PM
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#26 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Spartan1127 Yea, i wouldn't push an asian chick out of bed, but the whining and crying...iiii dont know sometimes i wonder | You're 13. You wouldn't push a Rhino out of the bed. | |
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03-11-2007, 04:43 PM
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#27 (permalink)
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Hahaha, nice one there. but no, i'm not desperate. I'm not into rhinos, maybe they turn you on, but not me
Get your own Rhino 
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03-11-2007, 05:04 PM
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#28 (permalink)
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I have more Rhinos than I know what to do with thanks. | |
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03-11-2007, 08:10 PM
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#29 (permalink)
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The padded/pushup bra is a big mistake................get a girl home think she's stacked then peel off the bra and it looks like two hershey kisses on an ironing board. | |
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04-11-2007, 01:39 AM
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#30 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by AlexJunglist ....
3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up.
.... | For some odd reason, many women don't want to tell you. They want you to just figure it out. Some...well... many ladies take forever to erupt. I mean damn, I feel like I am trying to find the devinci code or something. Why can't it be simple like the Contra code??? ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A, Select, Start!
Not only that, I don't know about the rest of you but sometimes its better if they don't erupt. The after effects of "the eruption smell" can last for days! Especially if you got one that holds a water capacity equivalent to the Super Soaker 5000. | |
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04-11-2007, 01:47 AM
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#31 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by shane32Eire What!!! Are you telling me the ladies dont dig your man boobs! | Damn shane...damn.... you didn't have do the kid like this...mannnnn. (I am laughing hard however).
And sports, you better say something....even if you got moobs... go search for some jokes on Google. I don't care if say his mom looks like the boogie man, say something! | |
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08-11-2007, 10:18 PM
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#32 (permalink)
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Has anyone made mention of their girlfriend or wife asking,
"Are you done yet?" while in the throes of passion? If not, that should be one of the 50 things. | |
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08-11-2007, 10:35 PM
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#33 (permalink)
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No my wife hasn't done that but when she goes limp I get the ****ing point. To be honest I'm glad because after that it's one and done and on to a nice club sandwich. | |
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08-11-2007, 11:23 PM
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#34 (permalink)
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Lol. Some people have cigarettes, others have banana splits, and you have a club sandwich. | |
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09-11-2007, 02:11 AM
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#35 (permalink)
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F--- Em and feed em' beans.
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19-11-2007, 07:12 PM
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#36 (permalink)
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dude thats so funny i want to copy that and email it to someone | |
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19-11-2007, 08:32 PM
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#37 (permalink)
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feel free dude
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17-12-2007, 07:45 PM
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#38 (permalink)
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What Would Happen If A 9 Yr. Old Viewed This Forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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17-12-2007, 07:47 PM
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#39 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by tory18 What Would Happen If A 9 Yr. Old Viewed This Forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Feel free to ask what any of these terms mean...
Seriously, when I was 8 I knew every term/reference/slang e.t.c. as any other adult. Guaranteed it's gotten worse too. | |
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17-12-2007, 11:56 PM
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#40 (permalink)
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Yup, the new age is 5. | |
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