50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex - Page 3

Blasterpez · 18-12-2007, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by tory18

What Would Happen If A 9 Yr. Old Viewed This Forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wouldn't worry too much about kids reading anything. they are to busy learning how to put condoms on and speak spanish to actually learn to read. or geography. or math.
Anyhow, if we all wrote in 733t, or whatever, then maybe we'd have a problem.

Grindstone · 20-12-2007, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by OLDSCHooL

After you are married for a while you take what you can get. My ex wife used to have a strip of grey hair running through it. It was like humping a skunk. I'm not sure why I'm sharing that. Just seemed appropriate here.

LOL! Damn that was hilarious. And not because I am all about besitality... cat lover...

Anyway, the chick that posted this is pretty cool. I wish every woman (I dated) had her mindset. Woiuld have made life easier. In marriage, however, I seem to be doing rather well, all things considered.

KH0RNE · 04-03-2008, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Pepper Jack

4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that ****. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault.

i understand that chicks like to cuddle, but wanting to strike up a conversation after sex is BS! i either want a sandwich and another romp or to go to sleep!

how bout when they expect you to be a gentleman and sleep on the wet spot? if she wants downs on the dry part of the bed she should have called it first!

mrbean · 21-03-2008, 01:13 AM

chicks need to get their priorities straight
lick em baby

Sneakster · 26-03-2008, 11:57 AM

I just had a horrible flashback after I read #13 *shudders* and two really killer flashbacks after reading #26 and 34...hahaha.

rotten_primate · 24-04-2008, 02:30 PM

what is sex?

axeman2008 · 24-04-2008, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by rotten_primate

what is sex?

You are joking, right????

bevo1981 · 24-04-2008, 04:11 PM

maybe he's philosophizing

Blasterpez · 24-04-2008, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bevo1981

maybe he's philosophizing

like asking what is life?

ElderScroller27 · 26-04-2008, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by OLDSCHooL

After you are married for a while you take what you can get. My ex wife used to have a strip of grey hair running through it. It was like humping a skunk. I'm not sure why I'm sharing that. Just seemed appropriate here.

When you're married for a while your sex life develops a cycle or pattern, You're not going to be humping like bunnies 24/7 anymore. Usually married people will have active cycles and innactive cycles. Just go witht he flow and take life as it comes. Stressing yourself because you don't think you are having enough sex will just destroy you.

hedaikes · 04-11-2009, 10:46 AM

psh screw that when I'm married I will definitely be humping like a bunny. whether it's with the old lady or not

and lmao at the giving head while having cotton mouth. LOL I'd be like "No baby, you're doing it all wrong. Stop ruining head for me." lol I never got head with someone from terrible cotton mouth, has anyone here?

Pepper Jack · 04-11-2009, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by hedaikes

psh screw that when I'm married I will definitely be humping like a bunny. whether it's with the old lady or not

and lmao at the giving head while having cotton mouth. LOL I'd be like "No baby, you're doing it all wrong. Stop ruining head for me." lol I never got head with someone from terrible cotton mouth, has anyone here?

nah man but i couldn't let them continue, it sounds so uncomfortable. i'd make them go get a drink and get me one too dammit

Blasterpez · 04-11-2009, 08:14 PM

this awesomely awesome song sums it up. the problem here....she got pissy. that was her mistake. not his.

He Puts It in the Wrong Hole*Video