would you rather... - Page 6

06-03-2008, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandfordlyle

Marissa Miller or Adriana Lima???

Adriana, cause shes a virgin be nice to impregnate that *****.

IIJoshIII · 06-03-2008, 03:45 PM

You skipped 3 posts, and didn't even ask a question!

Pepper Jack · 06-03-2008, 03:59 PM

would you rather have every xbox you ever own get the RROD within a matter of days

or

have to room with jacksmith

xxCHANCEx52xx · 06-03-2008, 08:17 PM

RROD no question iv got my ps2 and n64 for entertainment for the 2 to 28 weeks that it takes for them to get a new one back to me

would you rather watch animal porn

or

a fat chick masturbate

07-03-2008, 11:47 AM

Animal Farm FTW

IIJoshIII · 07-03-2008, 12:07 PM

****ing Shane. You can't just answer the question, and not come up with a question.
I say fat chick.
Would you rather die by falling from a plane
or
Die in a fight with a baboon?

07-03-2008, 12:12 PM

A fight with a baboon, as it would be a hell of a funny way to snuff it.

would you rather step into the halo universe

OR

step into the star wars universe

KH0RNE · 07-03-2008, 12:18 PM

starwars but only if i get to be a jedi

*waves his hand* "you want to have dirty kinky sex with me."

give a bum a sponge bath or a full body massage

hollywood21639 · 07-03-2008, 01:09 PM

sponge bath (at least u don't have to actually touch them)

Be rich & famous and die at 32

OR

Have a "normal" life with a loving family and die at 90

Loving families FTL!!

xxCHANCEx52xx · 07-03-2008, 02:03 PM

probably the normal life because i don't want to die at 32 that would suck

would you rather get hit in the head with a cricket bat
or
a horse shoe

07-03-2008, 02:13 PM

A horse shoe, as a cricket bat would probably cave ones skull in.

would you rather sleep on a layer of drawing pins

OR

on a bed with 1000 c0ckroaches

xxCHANCEx52xx · 07-03-2008, 05:13 PM

pens, its not that i dont like bugs but i would just feel dirty with a ton of ****roaches

would you rather play a garbage RPG (two worlds)
or
play a garbage FPS

Pepper Jack · 07-03-2008, 08:23 PM

garbage FPS, i guess i could live with playing halo or resistance one more time

rather be blind

or

deaf and dumb

Spartan1127 · 08-03-2008, 01:13 AM

Blind, It hightens your other senses a lot.

Would you rather play Viva Pinata

or

Viva Pinata Party Animals?

xxCHANCEx52xx · 08-03-2008, 07:42 PM

whats the difference?

would you rather get raped by an ape

or

would you rather rape an ape and get aids

IIJoshIII · 08-03-2008, 08:59 PM

Every ****ing post that you have made in the past week has been some perverted ****. Are you on the rag or something?
I'd rather get raped by the ape.
Would you rather get your ass kicked by Chuck Norris
or
Jack Bauer?

Pepper Jack · 08-03-2008, 09:15 PM

norris, because i'd whoop bauer

would you rather suck a guys balls

or

munch on his arse ring?

IIJoshIII · 08-03-2008, 11:04 PM

Damn. What's with all the ***gotries? Alex, this is what you get for watching Brokeback Mountain.

Blasterpez · 09-03-2008, 12:54 AM

tee hee, he can't quit you!

09-03-2008, 05:12 AM

Josh the lads that get freaked out and offensive about *** jokes and stuff are always the ones who later find themselves sucking man dick for a buck fifty.

Your fooling noone with your anti-*** shenanagins.But I suppose all the F1 profile stuff does give you away...

And It would have to be the balls alex, although a horrible salty flavour when sucking coinpurse it can be cleansed with some strong whiskey I would say, man ring would be ****ty and leave brown fecal matter on face and chin, not a nice thought.

Would you rather watch a F1 race
or
watch josh try to get it up to straight porn?