Trapped on an island...

07-04-2008, 07:28 PM

Ok. So your trapped on a deserted island after a plane crash (a la Castaway the film). You have a choice of the following:

1) A lifetime supply of any drink you want
2) A lifetime supply of any one food you want
3) One other item*. Electricity and gas are supplied and also unlimited.
4) A choice of a female OR male partner

WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

*NOTE: YOU CANNOT CHOOSE A PLANE OR A BOAT FOR YOU SMART ARSE TWATS OUT THERE

-Basically nothing that will aid your escape from the island.

Me:

1) A lifetime supply of Strongbow.
2) A lifetime supply of Chicken.
3) An acoustic guitar
4) Keeley Hazell

Scotracer · 07-04-2008, 07:34 PM

1) Diet IRN-BRU (I don't want to be drunk all the time, thanks)
2) McDonalds Quarter-Pounders
3) A push-bike
4) Ray Mears (He'll know wtf to do)

07-04-2008, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Scotracer

(I don't want to be drunk all the time, thanks)

I do, otherwise I wouldn't last 2mins with Keeley Hazell.

Scotracer · 07-04-2008, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Charles

I do, otherwise I wouldn't last 2mins with Keeley Hazell.

OH SNAP

IIJoshIII · 07-04-2008, 08:10 PM

1) Water realistically. Heinekken to make things interesting.
2) Fish
3) My Macbook Pro
4) Bear Grills(sp?) His ass would get me off that island in no time. If we are unable to escape, I would choose Vida Guerra- the ass on her would surely keep me warm on those chilly nights.

xxCHANCEx52xx · 07-04-2008, 08:15 PM

not shore what drink probably Pepsi
to eat windy's spicy chicken combo
tv (with cable)
and this girl who goes to my school named Danny

7thdeadlysin · 07-04-2008, 08:18 PM

1. Orange Juice
2. German Goulash
3. A Guitar
4. Dave Mustaine for lessons.

blu_yu_away · 07-04-2008, 08:26 PM

1. Propel
2. Turkey
3. Internet Enabled Super Computer
4. MacGyver, he'd get us back in civilization before sundown

Pepper Jack · 08-04-2008, 04:30 AM

1. pepsi max
2. chicken tikka vindaloo
3. my laptop (if there is an internet connection) my guitar if not
4. mila kunis

axeman2008 · 08-04-2008, 05:01 AM

1. Becks
2. Spaghetti with the bolognase sauce
3. PC
4. Lucy Pinder

Spartan1127 · 08-04-2008, 04:42 PM

1. Schweppes Indian Tonic
2. Sushi
3. Acoustic Guitar
4. Hayden Panettierre

Pepper Jack · 08-04-2008, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Spartan1127

1. Schweppes Indian Tonic
2. Sushi
3. Acoustic Guitar
4. Hayden Panettierre

ewww
ewww
nice
and HOOOOTTTT!!!

08-04-2008, 05:11 PM

The amount of people picking men mates on Island lol, smell of ***!
anyways...

1)Guinness
2)Pizza(Different Topings every day)
3)Football
4)Adriana Lima(she doesn't get no pizza, she'll just have to eat my cum all day)

xxCHANCEx52xx · 08-04-2008, 09:07 PM

wow try yo keep it PG

Pepper Jack · 08-04-2008, 09:09 PM

don't worry about shane, he's a ****ing RETARDO!

Blasterpez · 08-04-2008, 09:18 PM

1. dr. pepper (but i think water would be better)
2. Cheeseburgers (with all the veggies, that way i get all the vitamins too)
3. Some type of multi tool, like a letherman (then i can build a house, and wire it too)
4. Some hot, exotic chick with an accent, that wants me.

Pepper Jack · 08-04-2008, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Blasterpez

1. dr. pepper (but i think water would be better)
2. Cheeseburgers (with all the veggies, that way i get all the vitamins too)
3. Some type of multi tool, like a letherman (then i can build a house, and wire it too)
4. Some hot, exotic chick with an accent, that wants me.

come on man, let's try and keep this a little in the realms of reality at least

sorry man, you set me up for that one

Blasterpez · 08-04-2008, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Pepper Jack

come on man, let's try and keep this a little in the realms of reality at least

sorry man, you set me up for that one

wow, that didn't take long at all.

i wondered who would post a smart ass remark first about that. i should have known...

ElderScroller27 · 09-04-2008, 02:31 AM

Considering that I will probably want to survive as long as possible on the island I choose the following.

#1: Water
#2: Odwalla Nourishing Food Bars ''Superfood'' Flavor
#3: 1 Horny Female Fembot (lacking the programming which makes it want to kill me) Also I can then instruct the Fembot to handle all the menial chores.
#4: NONE (Why Bother?)

Sneakster · 09-04-2008, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by IIJoshIII

4) Bear Grills(sp?) His ass would get me off that island in no time. If we are unable to escape, I would choose Vida Guerra- the ass on her would surely keep me warm on those chilly nights.

He is awesome. Not unlike the other dude that has a backpack full of crap. Bear just has whats in his pockets.

As for me...
1. Water...or New Castle
2. Sushi
3. My Alienware laptop
4. My lady...Hannah. Sexy as hell with a South African accent.