360 haikus

bevo1981 · 12-05-2008, 09:27 PM

the red rings of death.
they claim another user.
will it ever stop?

a tough choice to make.
cell phone bill, or Live account?
XBOX Live comes first.

BONUS:
Garth Algar: We're looking down on Wayne's basement. Only that's not Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird?
Wayne Campbell: Yeah, that's weird, man, that's weird. Garth! That was a haiku!

Blasterpez · 13-05-2008, 12:29 AM

Bevo...you're awesome. Even if you are in texass.

XabiTorres · 13-05-2008, 11:27 AM

lol thats great

rabbitc · 15-05-2008, 06:45 AM

i bought gta
but my Wife hogs the TV
should have bought a dog

axeman2008 · 15-05-2008, 06:51 AM

one for each of the poems

Blasterpez · 15-05-2008, 10:15 PM

i wish i wasn't poetically challenged.

nice one, too, rabbit!

rabbitc · 16-05-2008, 05:13 AM

merci senior

Blasterpez · 17-05-2008, 02:00 AM

i like console games
xbox's are my favorite
but they cost a lot

bevo1981 · 17-05-2008, 04:07 AM

is it possible
to find true love while playing
Call Of Duty 4?

you can walk your dog,
but folks will laugh if you try
to walk your XBOX

does my 360
love me as much as i love
it? i think it does.

Blasterpez · 17-05-2008, 06:05 PM

i like your last one the best. nice.

now, try a sonnet, mr. shakespeare. and you will be graded on the proper rhyme scheme and iambic pentameter.

rabbitc · 18-05-2008, 04:13 AM

rode the bus to work
oh no - what's that on the seat?
looks like shane was here

XabiTorres · 18-05-2008, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabbitc

rode the bus to work
oh no - what's that on the seat?
looks like shane was here

LMAO good one

Jacksmith28 · 18-05-2008, 08:08 AM

^FAIL fail