To all who've hailed me as "the prophet" (i.e. frequent shoutbox posters)

[MH_prophet]

Heya fellas, that was a great ongoing joke we had there. But, to me, it's grown old. I don't know how much fun it is for you to feel obligated to pretend/joke that I'm your superior in the shoutbox. But for me, I've grown quite tired of making every post an "Obey the prophet, lest thee..." ordeal. I'd much rather take part in these conversations as an equal and peer, rather than an almighty and authoritative being, even if it is in jest. Therefore, I ask that if you look up to me and respect, do it because I'm a fellow fellow gamer and poster, not because my user name has "prophet" in it and I once joked about a holy baseball bat. And so, I happily shelve my holy baseball bat in favor of a controller, and join the ranks of mortal gamers!

[Glock 19]

Well said I will close this and all will still be able to see.