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Old 08-05-2007, 07:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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well, I figured this would be a fun thread.....


What do you do when you see an emo with a blown off hand in your back yard?

Stop laughing and reload.

What happens when 5 emos are stuck in a room?

One dies because it doesn't have a corner to cry in.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to replace it, and two to make a poem about how much they missed the old one.

there is a few, now you post some
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Old 08-05-2007, 07:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'll alter your lightbulb one:

Q: How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It's impossible - they sit in the dark and cry

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Q: What do you call a bunch of emos at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

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Q: What's the worst thing about 4 emos in a Ford Escort driving off a cliff?
A: The car holds 5.

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Q: How do you get a emo out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

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That's all I can think of for now.
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Old 08-05-2007, 07:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Lmao!
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Old 08-05-2007, 07:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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what did the emo kid say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

its a trick question...emo kids dont have girlfriends
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Old 08-05-2007, 08:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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This is great! I didnt know there were emo jokes!
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Old 08-05-2007, 08:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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emo music = slapping yourself until you cry, then writing about it
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Old 08-05-2007, 08:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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why are emo girls resentful of their boyfriends?

cuz they've already got a pussy
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Old 08-05-2007, 08:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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why do emo girls wear skirts? emo guys stole their pants
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Old 08-05-2007, 11:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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why are emo girlfriends always so sad..
because they think their boyfriend looks better in makeup than they do!

how do you scare a bunch of emo kids?
turn on the lights!

why do emo boys not date girls?
they already got a pussy!
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Old 08-05-2007, 11:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
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why are emo girls resentful of their boyfriends?

cuz they've already got a pussy
sound familiar remix??
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Old 09-05-2007, 10:06 AM   #11 (permalink)
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doh! hehe, didnt even realize..

but u assume that emo kids date and have girlfriends.. wouldnt that be doing "what society expects" and so they wouldnt do it.. besides, they are all hermaphrodites anyways.. we all agree on that
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Old 09-05-2007, 10:09 AM   #12 (permalink)
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agreed
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Old 09-05-2007, 12:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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What do you do when you see a Emo in your house?
Tell Don to go the **** home!
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Old 09-05-2007, 12:31 PM   #14 (permalink)
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lame...
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Old 09-05-2007, 01:02 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Shut your mouth alex!! Dont make me slap you around
(and at least i dont get punked by gaz, you spastic)
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Old 09-05-2007, 01:07 PM   #16 (permalink)
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it doesnt even count as being punked, obviously people in ireland have so sense of humor if you think thats gettin punked......your agreeing with elder on comedy, you should be ashamed
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Old 09-05-2007, 01:18 PM   #17 (permalink)
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it doesnt even count as being punked, obviously people in ireland have so sense of humor if you think thats gettin punked......your agreeing with elder on comedy, you should be ashamed
Its NO* sense of humour, cant even get a slag right tut tut.
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Old 09-05-2007, 01:20 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Its NO* sense of humour, cant even get a slag right tut tut.
spellchecking, total last resort, u must be desperate
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previous 5 posts in this thread = emo
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Old 09-05-2007, 01:31 PM   #20 (permalink)
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previous 5 posts in this thread = emo
previous 6*
dont forget your post!
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