The Origins of "THE MEMBERS"

BRUTAL1TY · 03-08-2006, 07:48 AM

Now that we have a thread dedicated to GEE and the others mods from The Mod Squad, Enola and BRUTAL1TY now bring to you --- THE ORIGINS OF THE MEMBERS.

Ever talked to a member on here and wondered who that person really was? Well now through personal testimonies and firsthand eye-witness accounts, you can now truly KNOW who you are talking to!

The Origins of THE MEMBERS, starts now!

Enola Bomber · 03-08-2006, 07:52 AM

I have a confession, GAMEMAN54 is really my adopted hampster. I just get him to type for me when im lazy. His brain is the size of a pin head, thats why his posts are so irradic. (lol, all in good fun GAMEMAN54)

BRUTAL1TY · 03-08-2006, 08:09 AM

dont worry gents I got a whole story for KH0RNE coming in the near future... I gotta do some housework first lol.

The Flash · 03-08-2006, 08:24 AM

hm, should be interesting

i'll stay tuned

Gameman54 · 03-08-2006, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Enola Bomber

I have a confession, GAMEMAN54 is really my adopted hampster. I just get him to type for me when im lazy. His brain is the size of a pin head, thats why his posts are so irradic. (lol, all in good fun GAMEMAN54)

I hate you. Well.......Enola is a huge spammer with 500 posts already! He is also my mom.

Enola Bomber · 03-08-2006, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Gameman54

I hate you. Well.......Enola is a huge spammer with 500 posts already! He is also my mom.

lol, thats the spirit! And I told you alread not to call me mom, i prefer mommy, or mumzie. Ahh, they grow up so fast! Too bad hampsters only live to see 5. Ill miss you GAMEMAN, and i promise that heaven will have a big wheel for you to run on for eternity... *sob*

Gameman54 · 03-08-2006, 08:55 AM

OK MUMZIE, I want to buy a new game. Please ship it to Orlando, Florida, I don't care if you live in Canada.

BRUTAL1TY · 03-08-2006, 09:01 AM

Member #3: KH0RNE

Who is KH0RNE? Where did he come from? and what poor mother gave birth to him?

[KH0RNE: Top Left] How could you forget that face once you see it? This is KH0RNE in one his many famous poses.

His story:
Well as a young white boy in the streets of Compton, KH0RNE was somewhat of a complex character. His mother and father spent most of their time "making angels" or what he later learned, screwing. He spent the earlier parts of his childhood, confused and high. He was pissed that the local Black Panther party wouldn't accept him into it as a member. To this day he has no idea why.
He was a troubled kid who couldn't defend himself very much. When gang members or others tried to hurt him (aka bust a cap in his ass) his way of fighting back was exclaming, "I'll own you in Saints Row" or "You really need to buy Chromehounds you dullard!!" Most of the time this worked, as his enemies looked puzzled, laughed, walked away and naturally just thought less of this poor chubby white boy. Now, his principle things to do for fun were usually just playing with his "dingy", giggling, making turkey sandwhiches, and telling the world that Chromehounds was our last chance for salvation.

When time came for his family to move. He was ecstatic. His family was moving to New York. Because his parents where poor and NY is expensive, KH0RNE's education was somewhat vacant and funny. He was immediately enrolled in Harlem's School for Blind Children, in order to save money since he got a discount for having eyes that work. His teachers said he was a trouble maker cause all he did was giggle and mumble in class about Chromehounds. When a teacher would ask him a question he would just respond ".... luhlll..urgghlll... CHROME....lahhhh... HOUNDS... CHROMEHOUNDS!! CHROMEHOUNDS!! CHROMEHOUNDS!!" Naturally Scotracer, his closest classmate who had a discount also, told him to quote "shut the hell up or I'll run you over with my dirt bike, you dirty bastard". This didn't vex KH0RNE as he knew one day ScotRacer would appreaciate Chromehounds and get it. KH0RNE's grades and intelligence began to plummet when he spent most of his time picking fights at the playground and telling the world about Chromehounds.

Now recap to about 3 weeks ago, and where is KH0RNE? Well reports were sketchy at best, but he was spotted passed out in a brothel near Houston Texas. Apparentely the woman he was with the night before, Rita Rumper, said, "He didn't even want to do anything. He was paying 400 dollars for a night with me, but all he wanted to do was talk about how I should give up my life of solicited sex and buy Chromehounds. It was really... weird" Weird indeed folks, weird indeed. Now KH0RNE has found his real duty in life. Annoying others on the PlanetXbox360 forum by shouting that everyone including his friend Scotracer should buy Chromehounds. What a pathetic life.

Comical · 03-08-2006, 09:37 AM

Lmao @ the KH0RNE story..lmao. Chromehounds lmao.

The Flash · 03-08-2006, 09:56 AM

HA HA HAHA!!!!! burn!! LMAO!

salgado · 03-08-2006, 09:56 AM

Bratal1ty you area a genius.............

KH0RNE · 03-08-2006, 10:16 AM

The origin of BURTA1LTY pt.1

The story of BURTAL1TY’S origins is a sad story indeed. Abandoned at birth under a dim street light he was picked up by carnies…that promptly dropped him off 3 blocks down the road. It seemed as if no one wanted poor BURTAL1TY but just when it seem like there was no hope some raccoons who had come into town to raid dumpsters found him and despite his stench, took him in and loved him as one of there own. BURTAL1TY then learned the ways of his adopted family. He was taught many secrets of the raccoons such as were the best dumpsters were and how to cross the road, a skill he never truly mastered (he still gets run over quite often), and how to avoid traps.14 years had passed and for a while it was good. BURTAL1TY spent his days rummaging thru dumpsters and playing with his brothers and sisters. As he grew older he even fell in love with a pretty young raccoon named *squeak*. Yes life was good for BURTAL1TY and soon he and *squeak* were married and expecting there first litter.

Yet it seemed that life was about to throw BURTAL1TY a curveball. On day BURTAL1TY and the rest of his family went out to the local dumpster to find food. On that day it was decided that BURTAL1TY would be the lookout while the rest of his family climbed in to the dumpster. Just then BURTAL1TY saw something that would change his life forever. On the ground just next to the dumpster a small piece of tinfoil caught his eye it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen! He was mesmerized by how shinny it was, so mesmerized in fact that he didn’t notice the dump truck pull up behind the dumpster his family was in until it was too late. There was nothing he could do but listen in horror to the squeaks of pain as his whole family was crushed to death.

BRUTAL1TY · 03-08-2006, 10:17 AM

BRUTAL1TY takes a humble bow and thanks everyone for the support.

BTW, KH0RNE that first paragraph was hilarious. I applaud you lol
I'll do a story for someone else a little bit later.

Enola Bomber · 03-08-2006, 10:26 AM

THE ORIGIN OF DON RICO

I just realized, after digging through someone elses garbage can (dont ask) the true idenity of Don Rico. It seems Don Rico is none other that Gerardo! Now, if you dont know who Gerardo is, dont worry, it seems the world had forgotten about him back in May, 1993. You see, Gerardo grew up in a rich area of Mexico. He lived in the shadow of his sexy mom (who he frequently post pics of as his avatar). Jealousy grew on young gerardo for the other men who would freqently "visit" with his mother. He spited these men, for you see, his mother simply would allow gerardo only to watch. Look but dont touch became a lifestyle for him. Fed up with his moms selfish ways, young gerardo left home. In the process, he fled from town to town in search of a purpose. He decided, that his purpose was to score, with someone even greater than MRs.gerardo, Rosie Odonell. You see, gerardo grew up watching Rosie Odonell movies and her talk show, and in his culture, she is considered a god. Gerardo thought his way into rosies heart was through music. So he practiced, and practiced. He eventually cut a record contract, and in time released upon the world the ultimate in sexy song..... "Rico Suave!" This song unfortunately was only sexy to Gerardo, and didnt impress Rosie. Gerardos dreams were further crushed when he learned that Rosie was in fact a lesbian. Broken, and dishearted, he used the $200 he earned through his music career to buy a cheap computer, and to this day, he uses that computer to lurk around grimy porn and xbox sites, waiting for his triumphant return. Beware, of Rico Suave.

BRUTAL1TY · 03-08-2006, 10:33 AM

ROFL!

Rosie O'Donnell and Rico Suave! Pure genius hahaha

Enola Bomber · 03-08-2006, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BRUTAL1TY

ROFL!

Rosie O'Donnell and Rico Suave! Pure genius hahaha

Its going to be hard to do EVERYONE on this site. Hopefully someone steps in and helps out hey Brute... (hint, hint ...too EVERYONE ELSE!)

Scotracer · 03-08-2006, 11:01 AM

Haha!

Brilliant. At least someone on here either has a great imagination or is just too clairvoyant for my liking and could reveal my secrets *screams and runs out room*

Enola Bomber · 03-08-2006, 11:02 AM

Ive learned the truth about new member joey2343. it seems that, like in the movie "multiplicity", joey is a copy of the origional joey. And also like in the movie, the more you copy, the lesser the quality. It seems that 2343 copies later we arent expecting the brightest member, but damn, all joey2343 can say is that things are retarded. If you see joey2343 around, just smile and wave.

BRUTAL1TY · 03-08-2006, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Enola Bomber

Ive learned the truth about new member joey2343. it seems that, like in the movie "multiplicity", joey is a copy of the origional joey. And also like in the movie, the more you copy, the lesser the quality. It seems that 2343 copies later we arent expecting the brightest member, but damn, all joey2343 can say is that things are retarded. If you see joey2343 around, just smile and wave.

LMAO! OWNED dude OWNED!!